buford middle school

buford middle school is filled with the fakest people you will ever meet. the teachers are assholes. everyone there is depressed or rich bitches. no matter what you do you can’t trust anyone there.

buford middle school

by daddy desi April 1, 2020

BIG BUFORD

The best burger at checkers

I'm gonna mow 6 big bufords tonight and then shit them out

by GUTTERMOUTH June 18, 2008

New Bedford Splatter

When you shit your pants after eating linguica.

Lou: hey bro wanna go chill on my boat?
Bobby: sure but I gotta go home to change my pants.
Lou: why??
Bobby: New Bedford Splatter.
Lou: ??????????????
Bobby: had linguica for lunch.
Lou: ????????
Bobby: mad diarrhea bro.
Lou: you sick fuck. Get out of my car now!
Bobby: sorry bro.

by affluent geoffrey July 20, 2019

Bedford

Extremely white collar,preppy and wealthy town roughly 45 minutes north of New York City in Westchester County, New York. Situated in between the infamous Greenwich, CT and Chappaqua, NY, Bedford has an extremely rural and New Englandy feel to it, containing farms with horses, large forests and rolling hills. Bedford is, however, far from your average rural town. Due to its relaxing atmosphere and close proximity to NYC and several large bodies of water, Bedford attracts the "rich and famous" and is considered to be one of the wealthiest towns in the United States. Residents include Glen Close, Chevy Chase, Mariah Carey, rapper DMX, billionaire George Soros, billionaire Donald Trump, billionaire Nelson Peltz, designer Ralph Lauren, designer Calvin Klein, designer Joseph Abude, Monica Lewinsky, and Susan Suranden. It seems at though the town is split 50/50: Jewish/WASP--the two groups are very different but get along fine. The average price for a home is over 1,000,000 dollars; many homes lie in estates of over 100 acres that entail lavish gates, swimming pools and sometimes even helicopter pads. Bedfordians are far less snotty, but equally as wealthy as Greenwhich or Chappaqua residents, as exemplified by the fact that most of the wealthy teenagers go to the local public high school. Residents under 18 drink way too much and are generally addicted to cocaine.

"Want to come to Bedford Golf and Tennis County Club with me?"
"It's a WASP golf course, I'm Jewish, they wont let me in. But you can come to the Jewish golf course Rockarimmin with me!"

"I just saw Ralph Lauren driving out of his estate on Guard Hill Road."

"Why does everyone in Bedford wear flip flops all the time?"

by Jaymoooooo April 13, 2006

Buford

A non educated human, who annoys the human population and belongs in a barnyard .

"Don't look at me that way you BUFORD"

"stop fooling around you BUFORD "

by Everyone is a BUFORD except me February 18, 2013

Bedford high school

Bedford high school is a big shit whole nobody send kids there
But still better that Mary's

Don't go Bedford high school

by Unknown to yall November 18, 2019

bedford academy

A School full of ugly niggas and mixy bitches who dickride each other a juniors and seniors go out with freshman and the teachers have problems

Shaneeka said bedford is one of the worst schools out here

Drippy brim said A Freshman gave a senior the session in the YMCA bathroom Bedford academy

by Bedford Academy December 17, 2019