The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.
For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
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Have very lit pee pee times and are similar to Westland and silver creek in its vape and weed cultures, thank fully they are not like Pyle.
Have very lit pee pee times and are similar to Westland and silver creek in its vape and weed cultures, thank fully they are not like Pyle.
by yawned December 29, 2018
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Man, you right. I already got mud on my new shoes.
Man, you right. I already got mud on my new shoes.
by itsbeethersbruh February 24, 2017
Get the beethers mug.Tiny little town in CT. Most people that live there are called bethelites.
Where everyone has been to Dr. Mike's and Blue Jay Orchards.
And every kid in town has worked at Bethel Food grocery store.
Everyone either goes to BHS, or Immaculate, and upon graduation at least half went to UCONN.
You feel like a minority if you don't go to St. Mary's
P.T. Barnum Square is known as "the green"
Only one Movie theater in the entire town and half the people that live there doesn’t know it exists.
P.T. Barnum was born here.
Everyone knows where Greenwood Avenue is.
Everyone is most likely Irish and/or Italian.
Everyone has partied Capellaro's Grove at least once.
The most exciting thing in this town was waiting for carnival to come.
All people consider everyone in Danbury to be ghetto.
The best diner is the Sycamore.
Everyone gives directions by saying "OK, you'll cross over some railroad tracks..."
All the Berry kids hated the Rockwell kids, or went to Rockwell and hated the Berry kids
Everyone knows who "Ikey" is
Everyone’s parents fought to keep McDonalds, Target, and Big Y from coming to town
All the kids attended DARE class with Officer DeLuca, but almost all of them became potheads, or doing other various drugs.
Bethel can be broken down by Chimney Heights, Stony Hill, Downtown, and 302
Where we joke about the "Small Town Thugs"
Everyone can vaguely make out their neighbor's house through the trees.
Every Sunday breakfast is at O'Neil's or Jacqueline's.
Where no one locks their front doors when they leave the house.
Whenever anyone is asked from this town, they say "Danbury"
Everyone knows where "The Little Red School House," is regardless of its present color
Where everyone's mom knows everyone in town and not be far from the truth.
There are more pizza places than anything else.
It’s where I-84 takes you everywhere you want to be
Where no one pronounces the T in WestConn
It's inevitable that no matter what bar you go to, no matter where in Fairfield County you live, you WILL see someone you went to high school with...
Where everyone has been to Dr. Mike's and Blue Jay Orchards.
And every kid in town has worked at Bethel Food grocery store.
Everyone either goes to BHS, or Immaculate, and upon graduation at least half went to UCONN.
You feel like a minority if you don't go to St. Mary's
P.T. Barnum Square is known as "the green"
Only one Movie theater in the entire town and half the people that live there doesn’t know it exists.
P.T. Barnum was born here.
Everyone knows where Greenwood Avenue is.
Everyone is most likely Irish and/or Italian.
Everyone has partied Capellaro's Grove at least once.
The most exciting thing in this town was waiting for carnival to come.
All people consider everyone in Danbury to be ghetto.
The best diner is the Sycamore.
Everyone gives directions by saying "OK, you'll cross over some railroad tracks..."
All the Berry kids hated the Rockwell kids, or went to Rockwell and hated the Berry kids
Everyone knows who "Ikey" is
Everyone’s parents fought to keep McDonalds, Target, and Big Y from coming to town
All the kids attended DARE class with Officer DeLuca, but almost all of them became potheads, or doing other various drugs.
Bethel can be broken down by Chimney Heights, Stony Hill, Downtown, and 302
Where we joke about the "Small Town Thugs"
Everyone can vaguely make out their neighbor's house through the trees.
Every Sunday breakfast is at O'Neil's or Jacqueline's.
Where no one locks their front doors when they leave the house.
Whenever anyone is asked from this town, they say "Danbury"
Everyone knows where "The Little Red School House," is regardless of its present color
Where everyone's mom knows everyone in town and not be far from the truth.
There are more pizza places than anything else.
It’s where I-84 takes you everywhere you want to be
Where no one pronounces the T in WestConn
It's inevitable that no matter what bar you go to, no matter where in Fairfield County you live, you WILL see someone you went to high school with...
by Greennie April 14, 2008
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DUDE1: i totally shot that raider in the hand and his legs shot off
DUDE2: i know i do it to super mutants all the time gota' love bethesda physics
DUDE2: i know i do it to super mutants all the time gota' love bethesda physics
by mkoas321 June 6, 2011
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