betch

1. (n) A saleswoman at a shoe store
2. (n) Your twin brother who gets a car and a computer for his birthday while you get a large purple dragon plush toy.
3. (n) A bitch who won't give you any condamns

"These shoes are mine betch!"
"I'm gonna betchslap you shetbag!"
"oh...oh...oh...oh...by the way betch, FUCK YOU!"
"let's partay, betch"
"Betch, these shoes are 300 FUCKING dollars. Let's get 'em"

by drgmark35 November 5, 2006

Betch

The accent used when hairy middle eastern men say "bitch".

Yo bro, did you see that betch in the white BMW? I'd pipe that betch real good.

by Shahdaddy April 15, 2017

betch

If you don't want to be called a betch, don't mess with Kelly or her shoes, always let her borrow your top if she asks, and never break up with her in a txt message. If you do, you may also get a douche bag in the mail.

"I'm gunna betch slap you shet bag"
"Don't be a betch"
"Fuck you fat betch, oh yea I said your fat"

by devinnnnnnnnnnnnn December 3, 2006

Betch

another word for bitch, but less rude. popularized by Kelly in her song 'shoes'. you might find yourself saying betch at random times, most likely when you want to party.

those shoes are mine BETCH!

by rororochelle January 29, 2007

Betch

the new way to express the word "bitch" such as in "shoes" by kelly

"Fuck you fat 'betch' fuck you with somthing hard, and sand-papery"

by John J. C. February 10, 2007

betch

If you don't want to be called a betch, don't mess with Kelly or her shoes, always let her borrow your top if she asks, and never break up with her in a txt message. If you do, you may also get a bouche bag in the mail.

"I'm gunna betch slap you shet bag"
"Don't be a betch"
"Fuck you fat betch, oh yea I said you fat"

by devinnnnnnnnnnnnn December 3, 2006

betch

What you call someone if they say that the shoes you want to buy won't fit you.

Oh, by the way betch, FUCK YOU!

Those shoes are mine betch!

by Adamblah April 6, 2007