the singer of the best band ever... yeah i'd want to hump his leg too... hes so fucking hot
i love bert.... hes so fucking hot
by rachael November 23, 2003
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The only person that can pull of the greasy hair and still look hot as all hell! I mean, wow, look at him! Get real chickie... We all wanna do more than just hump his leg, I could say more but I probably shouldn't! Mmmm.. Bert!
I could fuck Bert all night and his greasy hair wouldn't bother me. LOL
by JoeMomma September 15, 2003
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hmmmmm...... I wonder if Bert swings both ways? i'll ask him WHEN I SEE THE USED!!!!!!!!!! ANUS
by Todd October 9, 2003
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his music speaks more to me than anyone ever could.
Bert Mccraccken and his greasy hair are a role model to my generation. a generation were fuckin up and gettin hooked is a gud thing until u have done it for to long
by spongebobs drug addiction December 22, 2003
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A God, the hottest, greatest person living, like walking perfection
i'd wanna do more than just him his leg!!....i dont know why i want him to bite my cheek
by .... August 16, 2003
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bert mccracken is someone that I once knew and care very much about. He is more than just "crazy" or "hot" or all of the other typical descriptions, he is much more complicated and difficult and interesting. So much so, in fact, that I couldn't possibly try and define him.
I wish him all the things that he has ever dreamed of having, I only wish he didn't have to hurt himself so much in the process. But I guess it has always been that way with him and probably always will.
I doubt very much that he will ever see this, but if he does he should know that I love him and wish him the best. Oh, and even though it's not as fun as watching you play with " I'm with Stupid", I even listen to your music every now and then.
by rachel a. August 27, 2003
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