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two spurt bert

a man that ejaculates prematurley
i was with this guy last night and he was a real two spurt bert.
by pinkprincess370 February 7, 2010
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Skinny Bert Newton

A special breed of human, can be found wining and dining birds in high class establishments otherwise he's usually running around in creeks like some regular old creek nigga, doesn't mind the send or a few nose beers when he gets the chance.
"Fuck me! Thats skinny bert newton!"
by shackwiz January 14, 2019
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Ska-Bert

Person 1: Hey nice to meet you *Attempts to give the person a handshake*
Person 2: Nice to meet you too *Goes to give him a handshake*
Person 3: SKA-BERT *Gives person 1 the handshake instead*
by Spazzzattack25 February 14, 2019
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bertstrips

It's when a guy photoshops a sesame street picture with a white box underneath with black text and adds a different plot to it.
r/bertstrips is funny here, read this one,"Ernie catches Bert reading 50 shades of Grey.
by Limess September 24, 2018
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Bertstare

An implied facepalm, usually used in the form of "bertstare.jpg"; used when someone says or does something so stupid that words cannot describe how one feels, and a conventional facepalm is not worth the effort.
You: I don't take protein because I want to be all natural
Me: bertstare.jpg
by Aryu Awayer June 1, 2010
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bertsch

german last name that no one ever spells correctly. often mistaken as: burch, birch, berch, bertch, etc, etc.
"wow how do you spell bertsch again?"
"i forgot how to spell bertsch."
"why are there like 4 consonants in a row in the name bertsch?"
by lauraaaaa May 29, 2008
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bertsos

A person who is considered dorky; a nerd.
by John Stathopoulos August 18, 2003
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