Berserker

Although similar groups have been found around the world, berserker generally refers to the small class of Nordic peoples who could be found preforming inhuman feats on the battlefield. When in combat a berserker would fight nude and/or completely unarmored, sometimes taking the skins of bears, wolves or other beasts to heighten his appearance. Uncontrollable rage is the signature of the berserker. To enter this rage many would have pre-battle ceremonies in which they would consume alcohol, and work themselves up into a violent, bloodlusting mood through dance and similar actions, and then often take psychoactive drugs to make them, in combination with the mighty rage, immune to pain and personal hurt. As a result, these fierce warriors would not back down when injured or against overwhelming odds, and be completely numb to pain and the killing that they were doing. This is a lethal combination, and makes the berserker a plausible candidate for creating the werewolf myth, let alone a terrifying addition to the ancient battlefields of Europe and Scandinavia.

It is known that these specific warriors known as berserkers were often intense followers of the god Odin and other members of the Aesir, and would engage in religious ceremonies invoking these forces to imbue them into an insane, unmatched frenzy before battle.

With a mighty swing of his rough axe, the blood-covered skyclad Berserker pounded through the lines and formations of living flesh and blood, screaming as a dozen men fell to his blade, unwavering in his savage assault when blades and arrows pierced his own skin.

by H.F.Raven March 10, 2007

Berlusconi

see fucktard

Being a corrupt mafiosi retard man on top of a fine nation, italy, continously talking about his enormous cock and how much money he will make by buttraping his citizens.

i was wondering if i could berlusconi this tv-set from your shop or i have to stab your cars tires first.

by rapstar42 November 19, 2003

beersuaded

1. Being persuaded to do something just because beer will be there. (Beer + persuaded)
2. After consuming too many beers, agreeing to do something that you wouldn't have done if sober.

1. Q: "Yo dudes, do you want to hit the patio after work?"
A: "Yeah, I might be beersuaded"

2. Q: "Yo, dudesh, do yoosh guysh want to help me (hiccup) move this weekend?"
A: "Sure man, that would be (hiccup) aweshum!" (You have just been beersuaded).

by The Guvnah July 20, 2008

Bermubic Triangle

a woman's pubic region that's so large, that things can slip into the eternal abyss of mystery which lies at the center.

"Did you see that lady in the super short shorts? She's certainly rockin' a Bermubic Triangle up there!"

"I wore a condom, but somehow it got lost in her Bermubic Triangle. Oops."

oops pussy Bermuda Triangle FUPA

by Bluegutsoup April 8, 2010

Bersi

Most valuable person ull ever meet. Kinda funny, a bit weird, low key who loves to try out new things. Is wary when it comes to trusting ppl. Has a big heart to the few people who mean a lot to her but if she hates u snap! Just like that ur out of her life, won't give fuck's abt u no more.

Never cross a Bersi.

by Under_dog December 9, 2018

Bermuda

A really small island in the Atlantic Ocean full of really attractive, high functioning alcoholics.

I visited Bermuda this summer and had a great time!

by Ki7649 November 22, 2018

Bermuda Triangle

When a girl eats a man’s ass, jerks him off, and tickles his balls all at the same time.

Karen gave Steve a Bermuda Triangle, he forgot where he was!

by Cinnadread August 13, 2020