Dan Bergstein

An acclaimed genius who rightfully describes the Twilight series characters (i.e. Pedweird is a pedophiliac stalker with control issues and Smelly Belly is a horny teenager who complains about her life and would rather have a controlling boyfriend than outdoor spaghetti) in a hilarious blog. An icon of Sparknotes. Also known as Lt. Lasermind.

Kid 1: Lt. Lasermind is a genius.
Kid 2: Pedweird and Smelly Belly are stupid, according to him.
Kid 1: I want to go onto Sparknotes and read his latest blog.
Kid 2: Dan Bergstein is the highlight of the entire site.
Kid 1: Let's have some outdoor spaghetti, too!

by Eeyore Onesies December 7, 2010

Bernster

An alpha old hag who is part of the cream team who smokes 69-420 cigarettes per second. Her sayings include”have ye got anymore of those liccle knives?” And “y’alright luv?”

Bernster is beautiful-Sofia 2069

by Clitflab July 13, 2019

Alex Borstein

A plump little woman who used to be on MADtv and now writes/produces for the FOX cartoon Family Guy. She's got some big fucking tits, too.

Alex Borstein is the voice of Lois Griffin.

by theicemanwillcometh January 14, 2009

Bernsteined

To totally destroy a sales cycle by forcefully interjecting into a corporate sale with malice against another salesman. Thus, killing any opportunity for future sales growth within a penetrated account or client portfolio.

I can't believe that "Eric" Bernsteined me out of a $1 million dollar deal out of spite!

by BERNSTEINED October 12, 2011

Sub. The Bergsteinn

Bergsteinn is a rare kind of tiger living in the woods south of Vejle. He hunts by traking down his pray with his highly developed sence of smell. The Bergsteinn then eats his pray raw and in one pice. His prais are most of the time fish, mouses and dead pidgens.

Sub. The Bergsteinn is hard to difine becouse they all look defriend but most of them are known for having huge heads and red hair.

by The Party Dude May 9, 2009

berenstain bears

something that doesn't exist. it's not real. it is made up. it is a lie.

hey man have you ever seen the berenstain bears?
wtf are you talking about?

by bulldop April 6, 2017

Bernsking

When an older guy hits on a much younger female, or a female he doesn't know.

"Bro, stop bernsking."
"Wow, look at that guy bernsking. What a tool."

by victimofthebernski January 7, 2012