Berny

A person who can not keep his phone intact for more than a month
Always claims he will keep the next phone intact

This bitch is so berny

by Simisimidimi May 02, 2019

Bernieing

A sacred rhythmic dance that involves tilting your head back like a nose bleed coming through. While performing this dance, if it isn't about money, then it most likely won't concern you.

In my space time I enjoy playing checkers, writing poetry, and Bernieing.

by ConnieBuns March 22, 2011

Bernied

When one has fallen victim to a ponzi scheme, or having been ripped off; much like being burned, or jewed out of something, but with a Bernie Madoff twist.

I got ripped off thousands of dollars of inheritance when my maniacle sister convinced my 92 year old Aunt in her final days that I was not worthy to receive my full inheritance. Man, I got totally Bernied!!

by Angry Little Man October 18, 2011

Berny!

The Most Amazing Person In The Whole Entire World! :)
He Doesn't Care What Other People Think About Him :)
He's Really Sweet, Caring and AMAZING! :)

I LOVE BERNY!

by Taz :D June 30, 2011

Bernie

A very attractive person, about 5 foot 2.

I think bernies really nice

Yeh I love bernie

by SJR251 January 25, 2009

bernie

to take a dump at the exact same time everyday without fail. With that day's newspaper in hand.

Mike comes to work at 9am and takes a bernie at 915am.

by frank mustafa December 26, 2007

bernie

bernie: , to dig up your dead friend and party with them all night long..

also known as corpsing or corpsey...

david:yo shit dude that party last nite was totally bernie

john: yeah pass me the shovel have to put the bernard back before the cops get here

by TAMPABAYLINNIE May 03, 2010