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Every berkley I’ve knew is just plain rude. They can trick you by being very kind, but turn there back on you and make your life a living hell. I would keep your distance from them. One day like an perfect person, next biggest butt you could ever meet. They usually act way older than they are. Not very good singers. Also very selfish.
Stay away from anyone named berkley
Berkley by LeMonke_ October 2, 2019
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berkley is a gorgeous girl. she is never mean to anyone and is very loyal. she’s a calm and laid back person. loves to hangout with her friends and dresses really cute
“berkley makes me so happy”

“berkley is never mean”
people that are friends with berkley are so lucky”
Berkley by shannonmcbearden June 3, 2020

berkley high school 

this school is filled with white kids that think they’re ghetto and hookers, most of the women there have a body count higher than ted bundies and the bathrooms have more fiends in them than a bathroom on the east side of detroit that a meth dealer is locked inside of, and all the meth heads can smell him so they just bombard him
damn you go to berkley? i heard mfs that go there fuck dogs, must suck. “berkley high school” is a garbage fire of ghetto kids and white bitches
berkley high school by lucky313 October 16, 2021

Berkley Girl Diet 

The Berkley girl diet, also abbreviated under the acronym "BGD", is a nutrition plan typical of a girl who resides in Berkley, MI or went to Berkley High School. The diet consists of a 10 or 20 MG Adderall, Starbucks espresso or tea drink in the morning, and a Marlbolo Red or American Spirit. In the afternoon or evening, instead of a Starbucks drink - it's replaced with none other than Taco Bell. This diet plan, although incredibly unhealthy, keeps these Berkley girls alive as it runs through their veins on a pretty consistent basis. It's most common for the girls that party heavily and want to be able to stay alert (and curb their appetite) for the rest of their day.
"Hey are you coming to Austin's pregame or are you gonna just meet us at the bar?"

"IDK I didn't really have time to eat but I'll just bgd and rally I guess. I'll meet you guys at Austin's eta 10"

"You guys wanna grab food?"
"Well, I did the Berkley girl diet earlier so I'm not all that hungry, but I'll go with you guys for the company."
Berkley Girl Diet by PhilDonahue December 9, 2018

Berkley hunt

It's cockney rhyming slang. Think about it....
Now be more careful when you call someone a 'berk'.
His boss was a real Berkley hunt.
Berkley hunt by Sargeant Biff September 30, 2007

berkley and jensen 

to give a blow job a dozen times in or around the premises of a BJ's Wholesale store. Can also be stated as "berkley his/my/your jensen"
John: gurl you best be giving me some berkley and jensen soon
Jane: hm, i do need to buy cereal in excessive amounts
John: word

berkley highschool 

bunch of pedos feminists and retardes. lots of emo bitches. rich kids. smokers. then theres some very hot men. big titty women. thick thighs. fat bitches(ew). yummy white girls. random seniors that be dating sophomores. attention seeking white girls.
berkley highschool momma momma momma mommma.