Green Beret

Some of the best Americans/people in the world

A squad of Green Berets were trapped inside a shoe box in Kandahar province, surrounded by 300 members of Allah's Army of Hitlers in Headscarves. After a short firefight, all of the Muslims were dead.

by WBF April 18, 2013

green beret

Common name used by people outside of the military to descibe one who is a member of some kind of Special Forces. Often used incorrectly and applied to many different special operations or elite military groups.

Only the Army has them in reality. Army "Special Forces" wear a dark green beret in the garison evnvironment.

My uncle was a green beret in Vietnam.

by genmatt February 15, 2004

Cincinnati Beret

The placement of one's testicles on the forehead of one's sexual partner.

"For our third date, she wore a Cincinnati Beret."

by Valerie Hurt December 31, 2008

Raspberry Beret

The act of eating-out a womans ass while she menstruates onto your forehead.

Tonys girlfriend gave him a raspberry berry lastnight. He liked it, the sick fuck.

by DOJ June 7, 2005

black beret

Something stolen from the RANGERS and given to all the whinny bitches that only have name and service tapes on their ultra starched BDUs and wear'em all 8up looking it makes me sick "RANGERS LEAD THE WAY............ALL THE WAY!!!"

REMF1" YAY now I dont has to be high speed to wear a Black beret"

REMF2" I know I piss myself when I think about have to go to one of those schools too"

by SSG_STRYDER96V3S April 18, 2006

fur beret

1. A bad toupee.

2. A prostitute's merkin.

3. An obscure sexual favor that involves wearing a prostitute's merkin as a toupee.

1. Donald Trump has a nasty fur beret.

2. If you're in to "natural" chicks, just have her wear a fur beret.

3. You were so drunk last night, you asked for a fur beret. You might want to check for lice.

by notanotherhofstragirl February 5, 2010

Shaping your beret

The act of preparing your mangina for weekend drill. As in shaving and moisturizing said area.

Sean are you shaping your beret in preparation for drill this weekend. Yes I am the guys are gonna love me for it.

by Mr. Greybush April 10, 2010