Holy Benjamins

1 - an exclamation

2 - Money saved or not saved for Christmas presents.

Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!

Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?

Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.

Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?

Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.

Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga

by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011

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Emil Benjaminsen

Is a term used in Norway and it basically means that you are on another level of attractiveness and you will most likely enda up with 7 or more new girls every time you go out for a night.

If your name is Emil you have a penis of 12-17 inches.
If you know a Emil, do your best to keep hold of him, because he is one of a small species originating from Harstad, Norway.

Every girl within 7km of Emils current position is super wet.

Girl 1: Look at that beast of a human being.
Girl 2: YEAH he is so fucking hit and adorable at the same time its so crazy attractive.
Girl 1: Yes, he is for sure an "Emil Benjaminsen"

by Emildo07 March 6, 2022

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if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.

Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."

by von groovy January 18, 2019

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