beinch

A beinch is another term for bitch like a stupid bitch that get on your nerves aka quote me jasmynnnn

Shut the hell up beinch or fuck you you ugly beinch

by Jasmynnnn December 6, 2017

Belicia

Hottest female on the face of the earth. She's a sexy girl that can get any guy that she wants. She'll never settle for less. She knows her worth and has high standards. Males become obsessed with her charm and she never fails to get what she wants. Belicia is carefree and wild. Sometimes known to be a little on the short side. Belicia's are also known to be very talented, and succeed in everything they do. They can also be quite dangerous if you mess with them.

"I wish I looked like, Belicia"
"Ahh, don't we all"

"Why can't I be, Belicia?"
"Are you kidding? You'll never have it in you to be as perfect as she is!"

by knownunknown December 20, 2013

Hot Bench

Shitting your pants while seated. Often as the result of an urgent need to defecate but not heeding the seriousness of your body's cry, thinking you can hold it or reluctancy to use public facilities.

Ate some bad Mexican food last night and wound up sitting on the Hot Bench in class this afternoon!

by loosestool October 18, 2017

Benchinator

A person with the ability to bench weights that far exceed the everyday gym beast. Does not require any warm-up or nutrition to aid the benching ability.

They strike fear into mere mortals with their insane GAINS!

Did you see joe groves bench??? Seriously man, he is the Benchinator!!

Sach: Hey Benchinator.....how much weight can you lift?
Benchinator: All of them....

by s_k123 May 14, 2015

Benchmarked

1. To be injured in a single, obviously painful, incident.
2. To have failed to an extreme degree (cf pwned), often used as an exclamation.

Upon seeing a wrestling move go painfully awry
"Oh my God, he totally benchmarked him."

"I asked her out but she just slapped me"
"Benchmarked!"

by d_to_the_m_an December 18, 2009

Bench stud

(n): Player on a fantasy sports team of any kind who will do terribly when you have him in your lineup but will overperform when placed on your bench

Person 1: What?? What do you mean Aubrey Huff had 3 home runs tonight, I just benched him!

Person 2: Not your fault man, he's just a bench stud

by duff94 June 24, 2011

Bench Questing

The utilization of a portable, double wide lawn chair for couples to either people watch and/or canoodle in non traditional urban and rural locations.

“Honey, do you have free to time today? I have the urge to do some bench questing in front of Chuck E. Cheese’s today.”

by Love Ambassadors December 30, 2021