Pillars of Bingley

The Pillars are:
1) Keep it cheap
2) Any money is your money
3) Clothing left in the street is free game
4) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there's money in the middle)

Pillars of Bingley, how life should be lived

by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Binglebash

Someone who is a wimp that gives off the vibes that they would get battered by a bunch of hench people.
Alternatively, can be used as a verb as an alternative to 'batter'.

"Charlie, you are such a binglebash, actually go suck my toe"
"I am going to binglebash you"

by ChaiKittyBurps July 12, 2021

Bingley Cloudy Fizz

Cheap lemonade with copious amounts of jizz and spit in

Dave: Bobby, you cunt! Why did you serve me a Bingley Cloudy Fizz?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Daquavious Bingleton

Quandale Dingle's late uncle in law, who sadly passed away at age 18292

A: hey man did you hear that Daquavious Bingleton is fucking dead?
B: NO!!!
Quandale Dingle: i know man it is sad i cried he was too young

by quivel April 9, 2022

Bingley Beard

Someone who isn't a tramp but has a tramp's beard because their that tight to spend money to either shave or trim it.

Looks at that scruffy twat, he has a job but is sporting a Bingley Beard

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bungle Tippler

A useless inept man who talks shit and watches as you work whilst doing fuck all.

Dude that kid's not done any work for the last 2 hours!
I know he's been over here talking crap annoying me!
Yeah man that kid's a Bungle Tippler.

by mayfly May 29, 2014

Clutching Bungle

To be in dire need of a shit

Any chance I can cut in the queue, mate? I'm clutching bungle here!

by Mondo Prime April 22, 2009