benefit babe

Baby born to a benefit bitch usually sired by 'persons unknown'and often a different skin colour to its mother. Usually one of many siblings born at 9 monthly intervals. The birth of a benefit babe is the benefit bitches equivalent of getting a pay rise, extra milk tokens and often the keys to a larger house. Benefit babes are always saddled with ridiculously flamboyant names similar to those popstars give to their children.

Jackie has just spawned her 12th benefit babe, it just dropped out as she arrived home from the nightclub. Good job she had no knickers on. She's going down to the social tomorrow to claim some extra benefits. She's christened it 'Mary Jo Flo beth Amy Lou Pixie Appple Tesco' Had it been a boy she was going to call it 'Ben' which is short for benefit.

by PWD June 11, 2006

benefit lover

some one who lives on benefits and dont want to work, beacuse its easyer to live on benefits.

hi gina hows it like to be a benefit lover?.

by chrisstagg88 July 2, 2006

Benefit of clout

When you accept someone as being honest though you are suspicious and have no evidence as to prove otherwise because a majority of the audience concur

"do you believe he f**ked his cat?"
"I do but we have to give him the benefit of clout , many don't think he did."

by ShadyAllTheWay August 16, 2020

Benefit Brigade

Benefit Brigade refers to a group of woman who are on benefits and chastise men on their perceived higher status, These woman typically have a hate rid towards Men.

That group is definitely a Benefit Brigade.

by MrDaddyDank December 3, 2020

Benefit Whore

Someone who wouldn't know a job if it kicked them in the vagina and slit their throat

Your mums such a benefit whore it's unbelievable

by JimmysLittleBitch July 17, 2014

benefit fraud

What niggers do when they need to purchase objects.

Nigger: I be needsin me some shoes, nigga.
Nigger 2: Do some benefit fraud.
Nigger 1: Fuck yeah, biatch!
*they come peeling out of Foot Locker 20 minutes later in their government issued Ferrari Enzo with 40 pairs of Air Jordans*

by SamsaJ June 25, 2006

Benefit merchant

A person who encourages an idea or plan for their own personal convenience

Person 1: Lets go to that pub down the road

Person 2: You absolute benefit merchant! You only want to go there because you live next door and your tired

by pobwell cobblepot February 22, 2011