Ben Affleck
1. An American actor and filmmaker of unparalleled talent, known for such classic films as Phantoms, Forces of Nature, Reindeer Games, Bounce, Gigli, and Surviving Christmas.
2. A man so beautiful and sexy he makes heterosexual men curious.
2. A man so beautiful and sexy he makes heterosexual men curious.
"Ben Affleck? He was the bomb in Phantoms. I'd suck his dick."
Male Teacher No. 1: "You see the new janitor?"
Male Teacher No. 2: "Yeah. He's a total Ben Affleck, but don't tell my wife."
Male Teacher No. 1: "Let's fuck."
Male Teacher No. 2: "Rad, bro."
Male Teacher No. 1: "You see the new janitor?"
Male Teacher No. 2: "Yeah. He's a total Ben Affleck, but don't tell my wife."
Male Teacher No. 1: "Let's fuck."
Male Teacher No. 2: "Rad, bro."
Ben Affleck by Righteous Fart Box August 9, 2022