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Max Bemis

He is the handsome lead singer of the emo band Say Anything. He's a sexy bipolar Jew.
by Miss Marie K March 17, 2008
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Thomas Bemis

Hey remember that guy from last week? He was totally a Thomas Bemis
by Star065 May 8, 2023
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Max Bemis

1. Front-man of pop-rock band Say Anything; bipolar; Jewish; lover of ham and other pork products; mayonnaise addict; won't ever have rough sex with Molly Connely again.

2. May be used to refer to people other than Max Bemis who possess Bemis-like qualities.
1. Max Bemis is a mediocre artist.

2. Gaylez: Holy buns. Did you see that guy with the ham and mayo sandwich?
Ginger: YES. WHAT A FLIPPING BEMIS!
Gaylez: How could anyone steal from poor Arnie?
Ginger: A Max, that's who.
by GAYLEY. January 18, 2009
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Alabama Bemis Slash

When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.
Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record
by bigmoist1 June 11, 2018
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the old max bemis

Yeah I'm gonna give that bitch the old max bemis!
by mr. dc January 16, 2009
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Oh My Bemis (OMB)

A replacement for the word "Oh My God", used by avid Max Bemis (Say Anything) listeners.
Oh my Bemis (OMB) i hate them." Or " Oh My Bemis (OMB) did you see Max at his Portland show?! AMAZING if i may say.
by Trick daddy23 April 19, 2011
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BEMI

When you have no friends in real life so you make a game app your reality and think people on that app are your real friends. You love being the center of attention on that game chat and you brag about how many friends you have in that chat. You lurk on that chat to see who talks about you, etc...
Mom to her kid...Son, get off that game app before you turn into a Bemi.
by Lilcholo July 27, 2021
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