Belgium 

land of waffles and the best dudes ever= the Smurfs, or 'Les Schtroumpfs' as they are referred to in the old country.

Peyo is from Belgium.

Belgium by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 15, 2004

Belgium 

A European country famous for its beer, waffles and pedophiles

Belgium have some great waffles

Belgium by jimsteve September 25, 2017

Belgium 

The next nuclear mining field the people are pectorium and the Belgium is uranium.

At least linguistically proven beyond reasonable doubt.

Belgium uranium pectorium brainium

Belgium by Cody5050 December 19, 2022

belgium 

According to Douglas Adams in his HITCH-HIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY series, the worst possible curse word in the universe. Its use is inexcusably rude.

Baby, I love you. You make my...what? What do you mean you're my sister? Belgium!!!

belgium by Geekzapoppin March 30, 2005

Belgium 

("Belgie" in Dutch, which is one of their three official languages)
well america only knows belgium because of it's famous waffles. but they have good beer, "French" fries, and chocolate.
The people in the northern part speak a... *special*... dialect called Vlaams (Flemish). But if you go to Belgium or talk with a Belgian, don't call Vlaams/Flemish a language. It's a dialect. And don't call a Belgian a Dutch person. They will not like you.

There's a lot of parties and festivals, and from what I've seen, 99% of the girls are really hot.
the belgians love making fun of dutch people and dutch people love making fun of belgians.
the drinking age is 16 and there's no censorship :D

Ik hou van Belgie (I love Belgium) <3 het is zalig. en godverdomme jij.

Kgoa je slaan. ("I'll hit you" in Flemish)

Belgium by wiljeneuken November 11, 2012

belgium 

Little country which is often dreadful for france.
Culture followers with a 10 years decay.

a french (in 88'):"woaw,i just discovered new wave is fantastic! yeeeee!"
a Belgian (in 88'):"I used to listen to new wave 10years ago. Now im more into acid and new beat"
A french (98') goin' at i love techno in gent : "yopeeee! techno is soo cooool! one half let's do another half!"
A Belgian (98'): "There's no longer real techno scene anywhere. I mostly do drum & bass parties"

A french (at anytime):"hahahaha! Belgians are soo dumb! hahahaha"
Belgians and the rest of the world (at anytime): "froggies? what kind of music did they invented?"

belgium by areyoucopsorwhat August 24, 2003

belgium 

Where Dr. Evil came from

"I was adopted by frikkin belgians, eh?"

belgium by Dixie Normus August 6, 2003