Belgian Waffle

A sex act in which a person puts on waffle-stomper boots and stomps on a penis and then sucks on it, blood and all.

"I love Belgian Waffles."
"Do you want to go to IHOP then?"
"Only if they hop on my penis. I'll go get my boots."
"Wait... what?"

by Not James. May 3, 2009

Belgian Waffle

A sexual act where a woman lays on her back and her male sexual partner climaxes on her exposed stomach. The male sexual partner then proceeds to hock a bloody and mucus-filled loogie on top of the excreted bodily fluids. The male sexual partner provides the woman with a fork for her to enjoy the excreted bodily fluids, also known as the Belgian Waffle.

Dude, I totally gave that chick a Belgian Waffle. She ate that mess up like she was starving!

by JGTLBB February 11, 2014

Belgian waffle house

The act of eating out a womans pussy with waffle batter poured in it.

I just gave that girl a belgian waffle house.

by Big dick dave August 30, 2013

Belgian waffle

A pathetic, disgustingly smelly, lonely cat lady- who is an anal slut who begs for it EVERYDAY on instagram

That lady, who smells like cat piss, is desperate for a dude, so she begs for anal; she's a 'Belgian waffle'!

by Sweet&cute April 23, 2018

Belgian Waffle Guy

a stereotypical image of a Belgian person. In love with waffles and brags about it everywhere

I thought he was a normal person, but after knowing him a while, he turned out to be a Belgian Waffle Guy

by MajorOrbital March 4, 2018

Belgian Waffle Stomp

When you shit on someone’s mouth with their teeth closed and stomp it through their teeth.

That kid Bradley pissed me off, so I gave him a Belgian Waffle Stomp.

by Loganno January 14, 2019

Belgian Waffle War

When two guys take turns smack each other in the face with their dicks until someone’s nose bleeds

Greg challenged me to a Belgian Waffle War

by MooseMatthewsen August 9, 2022