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Belgian Waffle Iron

When you bust in a girls face, and you hit her with a tennis racket so that the ridges resemble those of a waffle iron.
Wow, Bobby just gave Kate a massive Belgian waffle iron!
by R4G1NGERM4N1 November 13, 2011
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Belgian Waffle Stack

A sex position where up to two or more girls pile up on each other. They then are each pounded in the rear one by one as the guy goes from the top to the bottom or bottom to the top
I got some quadruplet hotties over to my crib the other day and I worked the Belgian Waffle Stack on their asses. They then went home fully satisfied and swollen.
by koolaidman21 February 26, 2008
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Belgian Mud Waffle

When one, can occur with diarrhea, fecal matters into a Belgian waffle maker. It is then heated until waffle-ized. It is then fed to the victim of choice. Enjoy.
Harry: Oh man, Tod. I can't wait to give Jim that Belgian Mud Waffle I made earlier. He is sooo going to pay for giving my cat a Beef Stew.

Tod: This is going to be epic.
by Rancid47 June 28, 2010
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Belgian Blue Waffle

A vagina suffering from blue waffle that has been defecated upon/in.

A rather nasty sexual act.
Nathan: "Dude I belgian blue waffled my girlfriend last night... It smelt like a bag of dead cats that had been pissed on..."

Joe : o.O
by SuggestionThing June 30, 2011
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Belgian Waffle Stomp

When you shit on someone’s mouth with their teeth closed and stomp it through their teeth.
That kid Bradley pissed me off, so I gave him a Belgian Waffle Stomp.
by Loganno January 14, 2019
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Belgian Waffle Guy

a stereotypical image of a Belgian person. In love with waffles and brags about it everywhere
I thought he was a normal person, but after knowing him a while, he turned out to be a Belgian Waffle Guy
by MajorOrbital March 4, 2018
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Belgian Waffle War

When two guys take turns smack each other in the face with their dicks until someone’s nose bleeds
by MooseMatthewsen August 9, 2022
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