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boggling bowl movement marker

The down marker used during the New Year's Day Boggling Bowl. It is usually carried by a well endowed, surgically enhanced female called the Boggling bowl Queen.
announcer: I thought it was fourth down but according to the boggling bowl movement marker it's only third down. I guess I was a little distracted by the young lady with the enormous assets.
by GORP July 27, 2006
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Mind Boggling

1. The popularity of the "Tea Party Movement" is mind boggling.

2. "Progressivism is the cancer in America and it is eating our Constitution"

"I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. ... No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out. Is this wrong?"
by Pedantatron March 19, 2010
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boggling bowl movement marker

A person that leaves drops of urine or streaks of defecation on or around a toilet seat. The mystery of this person is that he or she does not claim their "artwork" and instead leaves it for the next potty-goer to notice.
When I went to the office bathroom, I was alarmed to find that the boggling bowl movement maker had struck again and left a poo streak on the toilet seat for me to sit in.
by Chicken Head June 9, 2004
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Begoggling

Something that is quite stupendous

Or worthy of appraisal
“That was a begoggling pee!”
by Begoggling Jew July 27, 2019
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Boggling

Boggling is the seemingly dyslexic result of an attempt at blogging. Generally speaking it is a blog which is: poorly thought out, devoid of critical thought, replete with grammatical errors and absent any meaningful, referenced facts.
Person 1: I just read what I thought might be an interesting blog, but boy was I wrong.

Person 2: What was wrong with it?

Person 1: Well, the topic was confusing at best, and the facts didn't support what little was understandable, and the conclusion had zero to do with the facts or the topic. To top it off, it read like it was written by someone on their phone riding down a gravel road. The level of stupidity was mind boggling.

Person 2: Ah, then I suppose the author was boggling instead of blogging.
by Tannasgh June 29, 2016
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Boggling

Boggling is the seemingly dyslexic result of an attempt at blogging. Generally speaking it is a blog which is: poorly thought out, devoid of critical thought, replete with grammatical errors and absent any meaningful, referenced facts.
Person 1: I just read what I thought might be an interesting blog, but boy was I wrong.

Person 2: What was wrong with it?

Person 1: Well, the topic was confusing at best, and the facts didn't support what little was understandable, and the conclusion had zero to do with the facts or the topic. To top it off, it read like it was written by someone on their phone riding down a gravel road. The level of stupidity was mind boggling.

Person 2: Ah, then I suppose the author was boggling instead of blogging.
by Tannasgh June 29, 2016
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bloggling

So mind boggling that you would want to blog about it but the shock is overwhelmingly inhibiting.
Yo dude, that God's Plan song by Drake is some mind-bloggling personal branding!
by wordcomposer September 19, 2018
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