Befunkle

To confuse someone. To bewilder them. Stupefy them.

Past Tense: Befunkled

Police were BEFUNKLED when they discovered that the giant magnifying glass had been stolen, but soon figured out what was going on when people started spontaneously combusting.

by Keeper of Memory Pepperochu July 6, 2004

befucked

A peculiarly Irish way of using the word Fuck. By putting "be" before "fuck" the word has a similiar meaning to "could be". I am not sure of the origin, but probably some appropriation from Irish is likely, at least in grammatical form.

"She was as roughas befucked", used to describe a particulary ugly Girl.

by Vicferrari September 5, 2008

Befuckled

The overall emotional state of trying to understand a woman

Jason was befuckled at Christine's behavior.

by Dumbfuckled January 27, 2012

Befucked

Fucked up.

The Russians befucked the voting system.

by Aviator8808 August 24, 2020

befuckled

being fucked to the point of buckling

(this was a word made by my sister who's birthday is today)

Pa discovered someone had eaten his favorite cereal, he was befuckled.

by OtakuCherri December 16, 2016

Befuckled

Absolutely out your tree, so far gone on coke that you can't remember your own mothers name.

I am befuckled

by Provokedtoe September 20, 2017

Befuckled

Intoxicated beyond infinity.

“Chadler was so befuckled beyond infinite reason, not even a god could comprehend Chadler’s thoughts and actions.”

by ZzzzzQWERTY December 24, 2021