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beetroot band 

The darker line around the bottom of your bellend
My beetroot band is really sensitive today nanny.

beetroot heed 

A persons of which possesses a large swollen red or purple head usually due to misuse of steroids. Commonly found at lifestyle fitness or in you're local night club.

Also known to over indulgence of cocaine.
Tends to gravititate towards women who posses mandala tattoos and spray tans.
'Have you seen that big fucking beetroot heed'

'Aye Calum's a big beetroot heed'
beetroot heed by Street wise sally November 6, 2017

Beetroot Soup 

#giveissiehersoupback also known as Beetroot soup
Beetroot soup is issies

beetroot jelly 

A type of preserve made with beetroots.
beetroot jelly by Ritacca June 15, 2023

Beetroot Week 

To be on one's period. Refers to the color of beet juice that stains everything it touches.
Michelle is agitated, it must be beetroot week.

Beetroot situation

Whenever you are at the cusp of solving a puzzle but you are missing just one tiny piece to solve it so it annoys you so bad.
Some dude: "Yo have you solved the puzzle for this escape room?"
Other dude: "Nah man, I'm in a beetroot situation with it."
Beetroot situation by kovenzs November 23, 2025