A freelance bio-exorcist who works with ghosts to scare the living out of their houses.
He can be seen lurking around small scale models of towns.
Hey there goes Elvis! Looks Like I'm next.

I used to watch Beetlejuice in Chillicothe and then play excitebike

Beetlejuice by ThE LaTe JC March 22, 2005

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beetlejuice

A Tim Burton Film. And also the best film ever made. A clever and diverse way of looking at the recently deceased. A freelanced bio-exorcist.

Lets go smoke some dope and watch that film by tim burton called beetlejuice.

beetlejuice by Jody Conway April 20, 2005

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beetlejuiced

When you mention someone's name (typically someone you don't like) a few times in a conversation, and end up running into them a very short time later as though you "conjured" them up by saying their name three times (as in the movie "Beetlejuice".)

Eve and I were talking about Dreena, and then we went out for Chinese. Not *5* minutes later did she show up, and come over to our table! We had so beetlejuiced her! Ugh!"

beetlejuiced by tankedgirl April 4, 2010

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beetlejuice

A favorite guest on the Howard Stern radio show who is an African-American midget with an unusually small head. His catch phrase is saying "Me?" after being asked questions. Also known for giving outrageous answers to simple questions (ie. What number comes between 2 and 4, his answer "36".).
He believes he's 6'7" 480lbs when in reality he's 4'8" 92 lbs. Real Name is Lester Green. Has been in a few movies including Scary Movie 2 and Bubble Boy. His website is jollydwarf.com

beetlejuice by Poopy McCallister III Esq. July 30, 2003

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