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Beertuation

(beer-tue-a-shun) n. 1. Refers to the current availability of icy cold beers packed in the fridge.

2. The beer situation.
Cooper "Hey yo! hows our beertuation?"
Leah "Lookin' good dude! The fridge is full and we got like six more cases that aren't even on ice yet!"
Cooper "Sweet!"


Cooper "Yo Spank, hows our beertuation?"
Spank "Fuck the beertuation, where's the Jack?"
Cooper "hahahaha, whats your jackuation lookin' like"
Spank "hahaha. Jackuation"
Cooper "Jackuation! hahaha we should totally define that in the urban dictionary!"
Spank "word."
Cooper "Ok. Pour us another shot!"
by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009
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Beerism

When you have mastered the art of beer consumption, to the point you are no longer an alcoholic, you are classed as a master of beerism.
“Adam, your such a piss head”
“ No I’m not I’m a master of beerism”
by Orderofbeerism December 29, 2017
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Bog Beers

The art of sneaking in your own drinks to a venue to avoid paying their extortionate prices then consuming them in the comfort of a cubicle.
Adam– “Where’s Joseph and Pete?”
Dan – “They’ve just gone for a few bog beers”
Adam – “Good idea, I’ll join them”

Pete – “It’s eight quid a pint at Adam’s wedding reception tonight." "How many bog beers are you bringing?"
Joseph - "Fucking loads”
by Phill Pea April 8, 2022
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Friday Beers

The singular best account on Instagram. Takes movie scenes and edits them to be Friday/going out themed. Manages to actually get you excited for the weekend again. One of the few reasons to still use the app
Friend 1: did you see the newest post on Friday Beers?
Friend 2: no but I'm sure they knock it out of the park again
by dooleyspregame February 17, 2020
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Beertastic

An exclamation of joy or description of great quality.

On International Beer Day the word "Beertastic" may be substituted for virtually any positive adjective.
"This meal is positively Beertastic!"

(or)

Guy 1: "Dude, it's raining beer outside!"
Guy 2: "Beertastic!"
by skyscotty July 9, 2009
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Beertein

Man food mixed with man juice. A chocolate protein mixed with beer. A way to kill two birds with one stone, generally used by bros after a long sess getting swol in the rec.
Bro 1: Bro, I got it! Beertein!! Get drunk and ripped at the same time!

Bro 2: Broheim...let's go gets some chicks!
by I can bury February 10, 2009
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bertstrips

It's when a guy photoshops a sesame street picture with a white box underneath with black text and adds a different plot to it.
r/bertstrips is funny here, read this one,"Ernie catches Bert reading 50 shades of Grey.
by Limess September 24, 2018
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