beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.

Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!

by bellizima December 28, 2011

beerking

bar crawling while riding bicycles between bars

Joe and his friend went beerking last Saturday- they drank over four pints and rode 20 miles before calling it a day.

by SL3333 September 17, 2013

crater-beering

When you suck beer out of someone's belly button.

Ew, Kevin is crater-beering Sophia.

by FIREITUPBOYS April 19, 2018

beeblings

A group of very hot chicks. Frequently used on Tumblr.

The beeblings entered the club, and I got an instant erection.

by Gooodgirl December 10, 2013

beerlingual

-bi(ə)r li ng gwəl-

adjective
speaking a foreign language only well enough to get a drink.

noun
A person only fluent enough in a language to order a drink.

Though Jack is illiterate, he is beerlingual enough to get a beer in any country he visits.

by Osiris Black August 12, 2009

Penis Beetling

The sexual practice of inserting a live beetle into the urethra of a mans penis. Most often the barbs are removed from the legs for easy extraction.

One day after becoming bored of the typical masturbation, anal fingering, and gerbil felching a man attempted and found great pleasure in a good old penis beetling.

by BcgrownJer September 12, 2011

Berlingo

A car that only nonce's drive anyone seen driving this car under the age of 90 sucks old boy.

what the fuck is he driving... hey i got a berlingo man

by god 09876 February 22, 2008