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Beegleing

Beegleing is the act of fapping in public. Much like planking, it has become an international sensation. People often get together in groups to Beegle and take photographs.

Their are 7 basic rules to Beegleing.

1. Sweatpants are required while beegleing.

2. If this is your first night at Beegle Club, then you have to Beegle.

3. Chat Roulette DOES NOT count as beegleing.

4. Extra points for beegleing on the bus, or lightrail, or at school, or work.

5. You must cum in your pants or on someone else's shirt to successfully beegle.

6. If no one is around, it IS NOT beegleing, even if it is in a public place.

7. After successfully Beegleing, you must yell "Beegle!" or "Beegled!"
I was beegleing on the bus, when the kid next to me totally caught me, and then I was like 'BEEGLED!
by mattross July 15, 2011
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Beerleader

That one guy that's always a couple drinks ahead of everyone else, no matter where you are.
Person 1 - Dude look at John, it's only 5 and he's already trashed.

Person 2 - 50 bucks says he'll be passed out by 7.

Person 1 - You're on, god he's such a beerleader.
by ithinkhillaryisanazi October 6, 2008
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Beergeois

n. One who rejects cheap, "low class" beers in favor of more obscure and expensive varieties.

adj. Of, or pertaining to, this class.
"A thirty rack of Stones? Nice."

"Oh Gunther, don't be so beergeois."
by Jonnycakers May 4, 2009
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beegley

A white man's term for the "n" word. Variations include "beeg" and "beegs".
"Dude, that beegley tried to bum a buck off of me."
by dropCGCF December 17, 2004
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beerile

Used to describe someone (typically a male) whose masculinity (or virility) is augmented when they are imbibing in alcoholic beverages, namely beer.
Lana: Michael was TOTALLY beerile at the party last night.
Christina: I KNOW! He's usually such a sweet guy too.
by BiancaE January 8, 2009
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beerile

Used to describe someone (typically a male) whose masculinity (or virility) is augmented when they are imbibing in alcoholic beverages, namely beer.
Lana: Michael was TOTALLY beerile at the party last night.
Christina: I KNOW! He's usually such a sweet guy too.
by BiancaE January 16, 2008
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Russian Beerlette

A drinking game using an airsoft revolver with one loaded shell. The shooter spins the chamber and pulls the trigger. When the gun fires, the shootee drinks. Safer than standard Russian Roulette
Yo, man you got so wasted playing russian beerlette last night!
by Da Beer Hunter December 23, 2010
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