beer balls

Similar to whickey dick however, the drunkeness of the male is so intense, that the balls are also impaired and resist any sexual stimulation to encourage an erection. Also known as rum nuts!

"I can't go home with you if you're gonna have beer balls when we get there."

by Tinashe March 8, 2006

Beer Balls

Alcohol and anger go together like two peas in a pod - alcohol releases anger and aggressive behaviors.

For example, you're leaving a baseball game after having a few beers. Your team lost and as you walk out of your section, you're bumped by a guy wearing the jersey of the visiting team. So you act with rage.

Drunk man: wtf .. (screaming from a distance)
Girl: That man is out of control.
Girl 2: Talk about beer balls

by 8offgarc September 19, 2016

beerwall

a designated area or wall in someone's residence especially for dumping empty beer bottles that you plan to turn in as soon as you sober up.

Jesse can't make it to work today because his beerwall collapsed on him.

by Jesse Stacey March 27, 2007

Beeralistic

The moment you face at the beer store when you need to make the decision to purchase more or less beer and you choose more.

Beeralistic dude that is not going to be nearly enough brew!

by Johnny On The G Spot March 20, 2011

Beermallows

marshmallows added to a beer to absorb the flavor for later consumption.

My favorite part of drinking beer is the beermallows afterwards.

by Leonov November 16, 2009

beeralysis

the state of being too drunk to move from your spot on the floor, on your significant other, or any inappropriate place you wouldn't wanna be sober

yo dude...evans on the floor is he passed out?

nah man he's just got beeralysis

by erogers123 June 15, 2010

beer balls

someone who can drink alot and not get drunk.

i.e., like drinking someone under the table.

"i could drink you under the table."

"whatever, you don't have any beer balls."

by azlurker July 27, 2009