beefaroni

a skinny frail old white man, sandwiched between two obese hairy black men, both over 60

dude, i walked in on my grandpa in the middle of a beefaroni.... some things cannot be unseen

by banana hammock69 June 1, 2011

Baelationship

When two are causally talking. The step before making the things official as boyfriend&girlfriend. The title between to "Baes"

Rjay and Nahj Baelationship is just the cutest.😍

by Jizzme47 July 22, 2014

beefaroni

dawg food for people

what you eating that beefaroni for?

by da doodle November 12, 2007

belationship

A relationship that one forms either years after first meeting a real person or with a former version of a person from earlier in their life.

I'd totally want to rock a belationship with 19 year old Britney Spears... back when she wasn't a train wreck.

We met in elementary school but wound up having a belationship in college years later.

by Franky Digital December 9, 2008

schmeaty beefaroni

A very girthy penis

He had a very schmeaty beefaroni in those pants.
That was the schmeatiest beefaroni I have ever seen.

by lina49 April 23, 2010

The Beefaroni

A sexual act involving defication onto and into a menstruating vagina, followed by oral and vaginal sex in said vagina. The resullting mess. resembles Beefaroni

Side Not:

If performed on an Asian it's called The Rice-Aroni.

Dude, you're not gonna believe what happened to me. I walked into my parents bedroom and caught my Dad giving my Mom The Beefaroni

by GeorgeRealInstructors May 20, 2009

Beerational

When someone has had enough drinks that things that don't normally make sense suddenly make sense.

John: Man, I really should tell Jessica she is a fucking cunt
Kevin: No! That's a terrible idea! You've been drinking too much.
John: Not at all, I have had enough to drink to be beerational

by DatNigarr August 8, 2012