beef curtains

n. the resulting low hanging, loose, flappy labia from muliple bangings of the female genitalia

"I was doing this slut the other day and her beef curtains were hanging almost to her knees."

by wuba October 1, 2002

corned beef curtains

A pair of labia or flaps that are exposed when the vag is at rest.

I can see your corned beef curtains but you legs are together!!

by Mick Frappell July 14, 2006

salty beef curtains

Refers to the distended saggy looking labia on an overused and dirty pussy, just hanging there all smelly and salty.

After Jackie got double stuffed by Bobby and Roger, she wadled to the bathroom to rinse the spunk off of her salty beef curtains.

by Jennifiend December 24, 2008

roast beef curtains

The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.

Farrah's dungeon master pierced her roast beef curtains with a rusty fish hook.

by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008

Beef Curtains

A slang name for a ladies flangita lips.

My girlfriends just washed her beef curtains, they have come out lovely and fresh

by Mike August 5, 2003

Beef Curtains

The excess skin of the female genetalia (labia) which serve no purpose other than tying in knots or posing in the "butterfly" position.

The new issue of Hustler had a bitch with 3 inch beef curtains. I love them.

by Eric Overstreet October 11, 2003

Beef Curtains

the cruel term for long, hanging inner labia. Despite popular belief, it CAN NOT be "caused" by repeated insertion of a dick. Those who have them are simply born with them.

Katie: 'Have you heard about Emma'
Hannah:' Emma with the Beef Curtains?!'

by Ohhhhhhhhhh! January 6, 2017