bearwall

Massive wall of text that starts out with a premise, adds facts directly related to the premise, and then seemingly wanders off topic into random off color stories for a while, before finally wrapping the entire wall of text up by coming back and tying everything together.

Bearwall is the term coined by readers to describe the massive rambling blog post style made famous by the Big Bear Butt blogger.

The term refers to long 3500 word+ posts that incorporate stories about wildly disparate and unrelated topics such as military life, video games and stupid drivers, all brought together to make a point about, as an example, irritating large groups of people.

by Kortunharig February 25, 2010

bearanoid

To have an irrational fear of bears.

Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.

by godsavethecheese August 4, 2007

Beardalicious

Someone who is beardalicious usually has a delicious beard of epic and extremely manly proportions. Usually refers to men of the heavy metal variety.

'Omg, Kerry King is so beardalicious'

by Emma3107 July 19, 2012

bearfalo

Bearfalo (n) a bearlike creature having a humped buffalo-esque back, seeming to exude coolness. Often referred to as the place holder of the top of all food chains.....combined.

Did you see that Gnar Bearfalo Schralp that hill?

by The Bearfalo whisperer November 20, 2013

wiener bearing

Mechanics reference to the physical part of the male genitalia. Specifically the joint where the shaft tilts at different angles from the body. Often used in jokes and shop talk.

Hey Ken, heard you licked Danny’s wiener bearing under his desk while he was on the phone so you could get that new toolbox.

by Preventoriumboys May 5, 2021

beeriacle

A beeriacle occurs when the party is getting lame and someone shows up with a case of beer for everyone to enjoy.

Guy 1: *Opens fridge*
Guy 2: Oh shit man there's no beer!!
Guy 1: Damn man, we're going to need a beeriacle!
Guy 3: *Bust threw the front door with a case of beer*
Guy 1 & 2: Hooray a beericle!!
Guy 4: There is a beer god..and he loves us!

by David Winchester May 24, 2008

Chi-beria

Chi-beria is what Chicago turns into when it gets really fucking cold. I mean like -400 degrees. So cold that you legitimately question whether you are in the 3rd largest American city or on the frozen tundra of Siberia.

When a polar vortex rolls through the Midwest, you know all the schools are closing in Chi-beria.

by jmarteeeeen January 9, 2014