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Chi-beria

Chi-beria is what Chicago turns into when it gets really fucking cold. I mean like -400 degrees. So cold that you legitimately question whether you are in the 3rd largest American city or on the frozen tundra of Siberia.

When a polar vortex rolls through the Midwest, you know all the schools are closing in Chi-beria.

by jmarteeeeen January 9, 2014