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beardless bitch

someone who has no sense of adventure or who is weak in physical or moral strength, therefore they have metaphorically rejected their manhood and become a beardless bitch.
Wow Steve over there wouldn't even come doorbell ditching with us, what a beardless bitch.

Tyler is so weak, he cant even curl that ten pound dumb bell. He's such a beardless bitch.
by ninefoureight November 23, 2011
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barnsley kiss

by sheridanjade October 6, 2008
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Going to Barnsley

Taking ones other half up the backdoor.

Well practiced sexual pastime of the inhabitants of the infamous South Yorkshire shithole.

Men from Barnsley have had their lasses up the shitter more times than you've had hot dinners.
Our lass has the painters in, so tonight we're Going to Barnsley

My new girlfriend has a minge like a clowns pocket so we’re only ever Going to Barnsley
by Dave Schloosh January 8, 2009
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tyler beasley

a tall, redneck, mullet wearing kuntry boy
here comes that tyler beasley!
by oofenshmurtz June 5, 2018
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beardlet

Term of endearment for an adolescent male who has a beard but it isn't at the full growth stage. Can be a nickname referencing the teen or referencing the beard itself.
by Karmadaki August 3, 2007
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barnsley

Town in South Yorkshire. Stereotyped and judged as a bad place by most people who have not even been there.

Friendly people with a broad yorkshire accent, sometimes hard to understand with their slang.
Surrounded by countryside and offers a lot of historical buildings etc.

Famous for its mines and movies such as brassed off and kes.
Home to the Grimethorpe Colliery Brass Band.
'off t' barnsley cock'
by SYorkshireLass92 June 15, 2013
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Beasley Clock

The Beasley Clock is a symbolic clockface maintained since 1947 by the Board of Directors of the Bulletin of the fatomic Scientists at the University of Chicago. It uses the analogy of Kids Cuisine being ate a time that is "minutes to midnight" where midnight represents "catastrophic destruction". The analogy originally represented the threat of global Beasley war, but has since evolved to include Popscicles,changing technologies and "new developments in preserving frozen foods and nanotechnology that could inflict irrevocable harm." Since its introduction, the clock has appeared on the cover of each issue of the Bulletin of the Beasley Scientists. The first representation of the clock was produced in 1947, when artist Wolfgang von Beasley, a Lieutenant Colonel in the SS during World War Two. Yelsaeb Drawoh, A jewish scientist, worked on the BEASLEY Project, was asked by magazine cofounder Hyman Goldsmith to design a cover for the June issue.
Iran's BEASLEY ambitions threaten the world. George Bush Plans on countering project BEASLEY Clock with K.A.T.E. (Kinetic AmBUSH Tech Equiptment) which was part 2 of Ronald Reagans STARWARS to counter Missiles launched by the Soviet Union.
by Skraggles January 11, 2008
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