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jack the beanstalk

"I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me
by Dave June 6, 2004
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beanshaped

- ADJECTIVE

1. word used to describe anything bad or unusual
2. drunk out of your wits, screwed up, unfortunate, bent out of shape, irregular, out of the ordinary
4. a description for any situation that has gone awry or amok
3. a description for a situation so horrible that no word could be used other than 'beanshaped'

- VERB (to go beanshaped)

1. to go awry or amok
2. to chicken out of something at the last minute
3. the PG-13 version of saying, "I fucked up"
ADJECTIVE

"Is it just me or is this day starting to feel like it's going to be beanshaped? Something's really off, must be the weather."

"There was an open bar at the party last night and of course, I went home beanshaped!"

"Our date was going so well until things just started going beanshaped on me when I ran into an ex-girlfriend of mine at the same bar!"

VERB

"I seriously thought I studied enough, but I really think I beanshaped that exam so badly!"

"Don't go out telling chicks you love them if you're just gonna go beanshaped on them the moment you get any of them pregnant!"
by thebeansprouts April 29, 2009
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Homopedo-pyronympho-necro-beastafelliac

Some one addicted to having anal sex with dead baby male animals while the animal corpse is on fire.
Girl 1: i might go out with him. Girl 2: dont do that he is a homopedo-pyronympho-necro-beastafelliac
by Super happy fun time 13 March 6, 2012
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Jacking the beanstock

I wanted to masturbate so I started jacking the beanstock.
by gmhcubix August 25, 2016
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beantank

A crapy car that mexicans often drive. Typically made up of parts from other crapy cars. Going very slow and driven by some creepy mexican.
Oh my god! Dude check out that beantank
by hehe vb May 30, 2005
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Beanstalking

It's the masturbation of an extremely large penis, such as that of a mythical giant.
I'm bored, what do you say we go beanstalking. I believe she was jackin' the beanstalk.
by Double UM August 25, 2011
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beastality

when a human engages in an act of sex with an animal, usually a dog or some form of horse
the dirty slut was willing to try anything even beastality when she took a horses large cock and shoved it into her tight dirty anus
by horn dog January 3, 2003
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