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Beanhead

A Beanhead is a person who is bald and normally fat, the sun shines off his head all of the time into you’re eyes, also this person normally had a head shaped as a bean and has triple chins.
Bill: omg look at that beanhead over there
Bob: oh yeah haha his head is like a kidney bean!
by Captain Beanhead August 18, 2019
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Beanhead

Similar to a Fuckboy. The kind of guy who spends most of his time at the gym, takes mirror selfies, drinks Carling and white Monster, isn't intelligent, probably slightly misogynistic and mistreats or makes inappropriate comments towards women.

Usually pronounced "bean-'ed"
I wanted to go to the gym this morning, but it was full of beanheads.

I was seeing this guy, but I broke it off because he turned out to be a bit of a beanhead.
by G.Money9871 April 1, 2025
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