Beanhead 

You already know who it is

Beanhead the god

Beanhead by Corey's family are thots May 18, 2020

Beanhead 

Similar to a Fuckboy. The kind of guy who spends most of his time at the gym, takes mirror selfies, drinks Carling and white Monster, isn't intelligent, probably slightly misogynistic and mistreats or makes inappropriate comments towards women.

Usually pronounced "bean-'ed"

I wanted to go to the gym this morning, but it was full of beanheads.

I was seeing this guy, but I broke it off because he turned out to be a bit of a beanhead.

Beanhead by G.Money9871 April 1, 2025

Beanhead

A man (typically in his late teens to 30s) who adopts a performative “alpha” persona marked by gym mirror selfies (upper body only), permanent black sportswear, and a diet consisting largely of Monster Energy and Carling. Often associated with blacked-out BMWs or other tastelessly modified cars, an inflated sense of toughness, and online “sigma male” or Andrew Tate–adjacent views.

Characterised by emotional insecurity, toxic masculinity, and a hair-trigger temper — particularly after a few pints — making them prone to unnecessary pub confrontations and loud declarations of dominance over trivial matters.

Synonyms: Fuckboy, Roadman, Gym Bro

“He squared up to someone over a spilled pint — absolute beanhead behaviour.”

Beanhead by G.Money9871 January 29, 2026

Beavhead

A person who is such a pervert and a loser that they have the characteristics of both Beavis and Butthead.

Beavhead: Uh, hey baby, uhuhuhuh.

Girl: Piss off you stupid beavhead.

Beavhead: Would you like some TP for your sexy bunghole? Uhuhuhuh.

Beavhead by Winkles0501 March 26, 2009

Bean Head 

Are you a coffee lover? Do you drink at least 1 coffee a day? Do you crave coffee? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then guess what, you too are a BEAN HEAD

I drink coffee everyday, I am a bean head
coffee lover coffee drinker coffee

Bean Head by Bean Head Coffee September 27, 2013

Bean Head 

A term used to insult someone. You would use bean head when someone is acting dumb or says something stupid.

Max: The Earth is flat
Lucas: No it's not you bean head

Bean Head by kankz_69 May 21, 2017

Bearhead 

A girl who doesn't go along with Tits or GTFO, ever, despite the fact that she's on the internets. She completely disregards the rules of the internets set forth by it's founding fathers, George Washington and Samuel L. Jackson.

A bearhead is the cancer that is Rules 1 and 2. Usually she's too cute for the newfags to lecture on the rules, because she has "vampire red" hair or foxtail highlights or some shit. Essentially, she is a honey badger.

That camgirl is such a bearhead.

DAMNIT, TITS OR GTFO BEARHEAD!

Hi, I'm Dodger and this is my show!

Bearhead by SupercalifragilisticexpiDodger January 7, 2013