beached whale

a female, whose body closely resembles that of a beached sperm whale.
i can't believe you slept with that beached whale. i.e. Leah
by luke detty February 20, 2005
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The Beached Whale

The commonly seen attempt of topping out on your climbing route. Involves laying on your stomach while flailing your arms and legs. Often unsuccessful. To see this phenomynon just take a trip up to your local climbing craigs, sit back, and wait. You won't miss it!
Bystander 1: Hey. Look! What's that guy doing ontop of that rock?

Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!
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Beach Whale

The act of lying sprawled-out and helplessly on one's back after ingesting so much food, the fullness is almost unbearable.
After spending two hours at the local all-you-can-eat buffet, Billy says to Bobby,
"I don't think I can walk out of this place; I'm going to have to beach whale it here for a while."
by FatF***s March 15, 2012
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beached whale

Any fat woman, especially the ones that wear shirts that say things like "Sexy" on their tank tops that clearly do not cover enough skin.

Yo, do you see that beached whale over there?

Where?

The one eating that small child dipped in ranch dip
by slivr3388 July 11, 2008
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beached whale

a beached whale with a cocktail sausage is a fat guy with a very small penis!
he was like a beached whale with a cocktail sausage
by mighty triple.t November 10, 2010
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Beached-Whale

A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.
by NighthawkZ Boi February 06, 2020
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Beached whale

Also known as Desi. A large goober-headed she/male with a body that resembles a trash bag filled with mango pulp. It's face is the spitting image of a bulldog, and like a bulldog, desi will hump anything with, or without, a pulse. Smells like a sun-dried tuna fish, and close sources say it is so womped it looks like a Picasso down there. Stay away from the desi. It might sit on you, or eat you. It's unpredictable.
This beached whale is just another reminder that accidents DO happen and some people should put a condom on it.
by TheObsure February 18, 2015
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