BET 

A channel that purports to support black culture, all the while instilling the idiotic ideas that plague black culture like cancer.

Dude, after watching BET, I realized that I never have to get a real job because America is racist. It's much easier to just collect unemployment and stare at my "Free Mumia" poster because something bad happened to my ancestors somewhere, sometime.

BET by Jaggo March 21, 2004

BET 

blacker version of MTV.

They should just call it NWP. No White People except Eminem.

106 and Park= TRL
Rap City= Direct Effect
College Hill= Real World
how I'm livin= Cribs
access granted= making the video
Top 25 countdown= Greatest Hits
The Next= Advance Warning
BET Awards= VMA's

Damn you Viacom! I hope you fuckin' burn in hell.

BET by annonymous December 29, 2004

BET 

A channel that shows allot of rap videos resulting in pampered little dumbasses who live in rich little neighborhoods, who shout "G G G G-Unit" and think that by sagging their pants and driving a nice car that their parents bought them on their 16th birthday will result in them being gangsta and that getting shot will result in a multi million dollar contract.

Poser 1: "Yo fool you saw that new 50 cent and The Game video on BET? In it 50 drives the same car that my parents bought me bro! Man I'm as OG as can be, you heard?"
Poser 2: "Yea Yea, on the real. And Im like Lloyd Banks, Im so fly, Biatch!"
Poser 1: "G G G G-unit!"
Poser 2: "Word."

BET by Ruslan February 7, 2005

BET 

'Black Entertainment Television' aka a racist tv network that feeds on everything wrong with the black culture

Dude1:hey whats up?
Dude2:Watching BET
Dude1:You're white
Dude2:Ya but my sister is daiting a black guy, so i am trying to understand him more
Dude1:He is black not an alien and BET is a load of shit most lack people dont live like that

BET by Brittany Onita January 1, 2009

BET 

A tasteless telivision network that is in fact the reason for many of the problems of Afro-American society. It supports stereotypical views of us blacks, instill bad grammar and sloppy dress.
It also causes many of my unghetto ghetto dwelling peers and myself to get many frustrating questions
BET is the antithesis of the African Diaspora and negates and nullifies everything our ancestors were

MeltswingMM2000: our pround black heritage, the african diaspora has taken a backseat to hiphop culture and BET
MeltswingMM2000: wtf...BET is owned by white people...
MeltswingMM2000: not to make any kind of racist point
H CheeseSandwich: whoa
MeltswingMM2000: BET is what is currupting our culture
H CheeseSandwich: thats all we had left! why cant they get....WET?
MeltswingMM2000: i say fuck bet
MeltswingMM2000: luckily...
MeltswingMM2000: we have a channel called TVOne MeltswingMM2000: TVOne is a tasteful alternative to BET
H CheeseSandwich: oh
MeltswingMM2000: i am offended by black people who give me heat about the way i talk and that i dont watch BET
MeltswingMM2000: you know what, D
MeltswingMM2000: we should learn Swahili and Mandinka

BET by ManOfTheDiaspora April 22, 2005

BET 

The black equivalent to MTV. Filled with prgrams that include "ghetto" black guys and bitches with huge asses it's no wonder that most black people are looked at as idiots.

MTV, only with black people. Same retarded programming, only with rap...nevermind, they're both the same. Seriously.

friend1: Often gets a bad rep for its name but is no different than MTV except that it caters to the Black audience rather than Whites, of course that's forbidden in America though!

Me:Oh, so those girls shaking their asses is culture? What about cadilacs and "pimpin bitches"? Culture? No wonder so many people think black peole are insane. They tune into BET and see "yo yo yo yo bitch bitch fuck fuck nigga wha???? yea Jay Z foo"

dumbass.

BET by Nutsacks April 22, 2006

BET 

Black Entertainment Television, a network made up of black men saying retarded things and half-white women showing off their asses. Similar to the mexican channel.

See also: The WB

Oddly enough, there is no White Entertainment Television because the Jews running the media want to instill a sense of racial shame across America so we don't come to our senses and start another Holocaust.

-Yo, nigga, I was just watchin' BET duh udda day. I beat off to all dem white girls.

-Sheeyit, you a OG now.

-Sheeyit, yo right.

BET by Dylan Rush (The Original) August 25, 2005