bates motel

(n.) A building one does not feel safe at. The origin is the setting for the movie psycho.

Is this the bates motel or what?

by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004

Patrick Bateman

A sigma male that hates Paul Allen

Patrick Bateman:There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman,But there is no real me,only an entity

by Homophobic127 May 6, 2022

bate-rape

To masturbate to another person that you've personally met, generally without them knowing.

See that cocktail waitress over there, I'm going to bate-rape her soo bad tonight!

by Joey, Justin, Jeffrey February 19, 2006

batebro

A really good friend that u can just masturbate with often while watching some porn.

Looking for a batebro

by Gayrose July 21, 2019

Wake n bate

To wake up and wack off before you do anything else.

I did a wake n bate before i got on my grind today.

by AC603 March 31, 2008

Batesy

The act of claiming to attend an event and subsequently bailing at a later time

Callum: Gym later boys?
Sam: yeah sure half nine!
*half nine*
Callum: sorry lads too tired I’m going to have to pull a batesy

by BatesyDarlo February 7, 2018

Roster-bate

When one becomes so excited and aroused about their fantasy football lineup on a certain week that it leads to long periods of ejaculation and excitement.

I can't believe Roddy White and Matt Ryan are playing against the Lions this week. Excuse me while I go to my bedroom and roster-bate. Don't hate, Roster-bate.

by Fantasy Footaball Guru November 25, 2010