basturbated

masturbating to a complete bastard.

her: did you masturbate today?
him: no i basturbated.

by masisgay April 19, 2018

batsturbating

1.) The act of masturbating while hanging upside down. Ideally batsturbating is performed in a dark basement or cellar. Often batsturbating is accompanied by clicks used for the purpose of echolocation.

2.) The word used when one is binge watching the Christopher Nolan Batman movies.

"Have you tried batsturbating? It's a real headrush."

"I'd watch the new DC comics Batman movies starring Ben Affleck, but I'm going to be busy batsturbating."

by [e-mail] February 18, 2018

Basturbate

Basturbate describes the process, where you play the character Bastion in the game Overwatch while you are beating shit out of your meat

I like to basturbate

by DaToad February 24, 2018

Basturbate

The act of aggressive masturbation

Dude I just Basturbated so hard that my dick fell off!

by Lemonsarentreal July 15, 2019

Bassturbate

When a bass (a fish) masturbates

I ate a bass alive and then it began to bassturbate in my mouth

by Inni84 December 11, 2023