batterslap

the act of slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.

Brady was angry at Logan so he decided to batterslap him across the face.

by Norman Harris March 6, 2008

Beathers

Urban slang for bad.

Darian: "Aye nigga tryna smoke?"
Luke: "Nah nigga, it's beathers!"

by L-Trill January 19, 2010

Battersmash

The act of ejaculating on ones face followed by a malicious mushroom stamp.

If you do not shut up, I am going to battersmash you so hard and make you shut up.

by Yorreli June 25, 2012

Obama Bashers

Republican party minions, Bushnesiacs, racist rednecks and other fuckwits that for whatever reason attack President Barack Obama. After suffering for 8 long years under the worst president ever (George W Bush) Obama is busy trying to undo the damage caused by the bush administration. However some bushtard fuckwits like the status quo--high unemployment, high foreclosure rates, out of control healthcare costs and on going clusterfucks in the Middle East.

These sick fuck republitards would rather see the country go down in flames than admit Bush was wrong and help Obama fix the mess we're in!!!!!

Obama Bashers are in an all-out battle to prevent President Obama from fixing the clusterfucked disaster Bush left behind! Republican Party minions are disrupting townhall meetings, spreading lies and rumors and even submitting bullshit definitions on Urban Dictionary!
It's easy to pick out a UD def submitted by a republican party minion, there are several exactly alike and most are by "authors" that only have one entry.

by Charles_U_Farley August 14, 2009

Emily Bather

Emily Bather is a flawless girl who doesn't take anyone's crap, is really funny, amazing, certainly talented, doesn't often trust people and definitely should not be taken for granted. She gets bashful when people complement her, as she thinks she shouldn't be complemented. She is very logical and can see through a liar like you can see through glass. So lie to her and watch out. Emily is very protective of everyone she cares about so don't mess with her. She does NOT talk about people behind their back's despite what some girls say about her. She is really smart and knows a lot more than what some people think. Emily is great at making friends, but she has trust issues as some girls have broken her trust when they started drama, by talking trash about her behind her back, ignoring her for about one school term ( 9-10 weeks ), and spreading rumors about her at a school camp. She is a great at hiding her emotions and is an amazing shoulder to cry on. She doesn't like all things girlish and is a tomboy. She is a crazy and really fun person to be around. She will give the right advice to you and is not afraid to express her opinion and believes that girls can do anything just the same as guys, and stereotypes should not exist. She is a dazzling person and when you get her never let her go.

Person A: Emily I just found out that my guy was cheating me for months for I broke up with him!
Emily Bather: Well you don't need him you are an amazing person who should never be treated like that! I will give him a piece of my mind!
Person A : thanks Em.
Emily Bather : no prob! He was peeing his pants after I spoke to him :)
Person A : :) :) :) Thanks I can always rely on you :)
Emily Bather: Of course you can!

by mzee b February 2, 2021

George Bush Bashers

Some of the smartest people on earth. They realised that the former american president George W Bush is a total idiot and made some quite stupid decisions. They have also been called "BushBashers". These people often have a large amount of IQ and can think and act on their own behalf without a superior idior telling them what to do. BushBashers always have an advantage in discussions about the president since they base their opinions on true fact instead of wild fiction like Iraq was hiding nuclear weapons, preparing a mass-genocide and/or installing Paula Abdul as prime-minister.

BushBashers also have a common enemy, the BushLovers. Their opinions are that George W Bush did his best as a president and made the total right decisions about waging war with Iraq. BushLovers are also more commonly known as morons.

George Bush Bashers: I'm glad that we finally got rid of that idiot Bush!
BushLover: Why? All he did was fighting for the right cause!
BushBasher: And that cause was?
BushLover: That Iraq was hiding nukes and was prepared to fire them!
BushBasher: But Bush himself said that that wasn't the case right?
BushLover: Uhm... well, maybe he did it to hide the facts to prevent a mass-panic!
BushBasher: Right, so even if he was a aware of a nuclear-threat he didn't evacuate major cities to prevent millions from dying? Man, you guys are total morons.
BushLover: What does evacuate mean?
BushBasher: Think that proved my point...

by Lymesloop August 4, 2010

'baters

Loose, comfortable pants with an elastic waistband (i.e. sweatpants) that fascilitate easy masturbation at a moment's notice. Note: this term was coined by @tia_lucia

I can't believe my brother showed up to Thanksgiving in his 'baters.

by spookygrinder August 27, 2015