A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.
"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"
by thee definer;) March 15, 2014
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Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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The act of creating bastard children. Usually a dream of many moronic ricky-wannabee faggot dipper (thank you to EpC 2 for that; see definition for Jatt). These pagan creatures usually dream of having sex with white women very often because sometimes these dreams are better than them having to masturabate after watching their Jatt farmer friends/family working the fields.
Funnily enough many/most/all of these dipper chicken-humpers probably do not know how to engage in intercourse, unless it involves vaseline and their right hand, therefore, trying to bastardate would become rather problematic.
Funnily enough many/most/all of these dipper chicken-humpers probably do not know how to engage in intercourse, unless it involves vaseline and their right hand, therefore, trying to bastardate would become rather problematic.
ohh damn, my hand ish getting berry tired, i bish i could bashtardate right about now.
first i bant to impregenate, den i bant to bashtardate.
first i bant to impregenate, den i bant to bashtardate.
by EpC 1 February 18, 2005
Get the bastardate mug.The act of masturbating on public transportation in view of other riders. Can be performed by a bus bandit or even by a driver or conductors. For an extra thrill, you can also videotape yourself and post the videos later online for others to enjoy. The solo version of a bus job.
"I was on my way to work this morning and the guy in front of me was either busterbating or he had one nasty case of crabs."
by adurabull August 26, 2013
Get the Busterbating mug.The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".
Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!
by Surazal February 1, 2004
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by StaceInYaFace April 16, 2021
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Person B: It's "masturbated" you fucking retard. Also wtf nigga.
Person B: It's "masturbated" you fucking retard. Also wtf nigga.
by xexashi69 March 28, 2019
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