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Baseball

Baseball is a bat-and-ball game played between two teams of nine players each who take turns batting and fielding. Baseball is considered to be an american invention but historical records suggest that games involving bats, balls, bases, and running around bases have been played in england (rounders) and also in asia, (cricket). Often considered a "cerebral" sport, those with short-attention spans do not appreciate the beauty of the game. Lacrosse enthusiasts are the biggest haters of baseball and it is because they are often failed baseball players.
James Earl Jones (aka voice of Darth Vader), from film, "Field of Dreams" Ray. People will come, Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "Of course, we won't mind if you look around", you'll say, "It's only $20 per person". They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good and that could be again. Oh...people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.”
by daywalkz December 24, 2017
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Baseball

Baseball is a bat-and-ball game played between two teams of nine players each who take turns batting and fielding. Baseball is considered to be an american invention but historical records suggest that games involving bats, balls, bases, and running around bases have been played in england (rounders) and also in asia, (cricket). Often considered a "cerebral" sport, those with short-attention spans do not appreciate the beauty of the game. Lacrosse enthusiasts are the biggest haters of baseball and it is because they are often failed baseball players.
James Earl Jones (aka voice of Darth Vader), from film, "Field of Dreams" Ray. People will come, Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "Of course, we won't mind if you look around", you'll say, "It's only $20 per person". They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good and that could be again. Oh...people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.”
by daywalkz December 24, 2017
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Inside Baseball

Similar to an inside joke, inside baseball refers to a reference that is not well-understood by the layman. An average person without deep knowledge of a topic would not be able to understand a reference that is inside baseball.
"I got kicked out of the raid for not having B4B"
"That is too inside baseball, I don't get it.
by High on Life June 9, 2015
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baseball player

Girl 1: who has the best ass
Girl 2: every baseball player
by playaplaya99 March 31, 2015
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baseball chemistry

1. When everyone in the clubhouse is getting along (i.e. there is no Barry Bonds, Jeff Kent, and T.O. has not decided to play baseball). The power of friendship and positive thinking will overcome.

2. The only thing that is perhaps more overrated than Tim Burton.
Reggie Jackson -- the biggest clubhouse cancer of his generation -- won five rings in seven years. Who needs baseball chemistry when you have star power?
by ihateghosts April 8, 2009
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baseball booty

A baseball booty is a baseball players butt when he's in his uniform. Most baseball booties are kind of perky and big but they don't look like a girl butt. Baseball booties are awesome, but not every player has one (at least not a good one)
Girl 1: "Did you see his butt! It looks fine in those baseball pants!"
Girl 2: "Yea! Man, he has a great baseball booty!"
by HateMeIfYouWantTo January 30, 2015
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baseball boys

probably the hottest guys you will ever meet.
damn those baseball boys are hot.
baseball boys are always the move.
by @evapappano March 12, 2019
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