Boston Bruins

Fowards: Brad Marchand, David Pastranak,Charlie Coyle, Johansson with defenders Brandon Carlo, Zdeno Chara, And Charlie McAvoy. With goalie Tukka Rask

The Boston Bruins are winning the 2019 Stanley cup

by Boston fan 2019 May 18, 2019

bruins

bostons hockey team that cant get out of the first round

bruins fan: the bruins went 82-0
bruins fan2: it doesnt matter man they'll be gone in the first round

by piercefor3and1 April 21, 2004

Boston Bruins

Best team in the NHL, like to beat other teams asses
6 Stanley Cups
1st American team in the NHL

Omg did you see the game the Boston Bruins played, they totally beat the Philadelphia Cryers, almost 7-2

by BigBoi3565 April 7, 2021

boston bruins

Used to be a great NHL team with a great rivalry with the Montreal Canadiens. Now sucks so much that even Habs fans are starting to cut them some slack. Somehow, some poor excuse for a human decided it was a good idea to exchange by far their best player( Joe Thornton who leads the NHL in assists ) for a bunch of nobodies. Currently, the Bruins are battling it out with the oh so powerful Columbus Blue Jackets to avoid being in the bottom 5. That coming from the team which ended last season at the top of their division on top of that. How far the mighty Bruins have fallen.

The Boston Bruins lose in overtime more often than any other team in the league. We should teach them that losing in overtime is still nowhere near as good winning the actual game. Embarassingly enough, the Bruins are part of the Original Six... At least, they're still better than the Blackhawks.

by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006

barkinsons

A condition discovered by Dr Benjiginnniiggggg it is a rare condition where your whole body becomes paralyzed making it impossible to move affected body part the affected area will then curl up in on itself example in the fingers it would cause a trigger finger.

Ben: dont touch me mark with your barkinsons finger.
Mark touches Ben
Ben Ah my entire body has curled up in a foetus position.

by mrwilljollis March 14, 2008

santa Clara bruins

The Santa Clara public high school who's football team will own Wilcox this year

Wilcox player, "Once again, we will finish off the Bruins for this year"

Santa Clara Player, "Sure, iff you say so!"

after the game....

Spectator, "wow, Santa Clara really ripped wilcox a new ass hole"

Santa Clara player, "hey fag, since you lost we get free hotdogs and slurpees from 7-11, and you can lick our Bruin ass holes clean because we just shitted on your team"

by bruin football team August 22, 2003

Boston Bruins

The bottom feeder team of Boston, They have not won a Stanley cup since 1972, every other Boston team has won multiple championships since the lowly bruins. The fans are more sensitive than lacrosse or soccer fans, always trying to say the Bruins deserve respect... no one knows why. Known truly as a loser franchise one can only pray for the bruins as they can't go past the second round of the playoffs but that why we have another much more proud winter sports team known as the Celtics. They have won 17 championships to the bruins 5, this is why the Celtics ratings have a three fold market share to the bruins. Also the only team in sports history, not just hockey to go up on a team 3-0 the flyers and then to lose the series 4-3, a truly pathetic franchise.

Your going to the boston bruins game tonite? Yea...
Man that sucks should have saved your money the team will never win a stanley cup.. what a sad fan base, always complaining

by thatnutz April 16, 2011