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joey barton

Silly, makes strange noises, can change reality with words, his younger brother is gay, person of the year in 2006 in time magazine, 6 foot tall, 185 lbs, brown eyes, bacteria in mouth, needs root canal, has risk of infected lymph node, has gingivitis, appreciates stories that don't suck, is a grammar Nazi commander, hates twilight, stepped on a worm once, wears shoes, is Caucasian, has pheromones, is male, not female, not bread, has a soul but does not believe in them, eats food and babies which is still food, on occasion. He also believes that cocaine is a hell of a drug, but does not like drugs. Also, he hates republicans, and liberals, and dirty hippies, and people made out of wax, and black licorice, and children, especially small ones. (the ones that smell funny and chew their own fingers) He likes to make his friends take down way to much dictation. Is a troll by nature. Hates trolls. Hates irony. Hates lists, especially lists of characteristics, hates urban dictionary, hates being defined, and is currently helping with this definition. Also he hates repetition and irony. He also hates long definitions . Is hilarious at heart and hates comedy. Hates irony and repetition. Is not gay. Enjoys manipulating rules to make little brother gay, and also has a gay little brother.
He's such a joey barton. - Bill Nye
joey barton are so last week - Jim Gaffigan
Who's joey barton ? - Marilyn Manson
by Lantano May 12, 2014
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Barton

Super-man's REAL identity.
"isn't it Clark Kent?"
"PFFT no it's Barton!"
by walter-norb May 27, 2009
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Kyle Barton

The literal best! His sparkly eyes and killer cheekbones are to die for!! He is so talented and great! I can’t get over the fact that he is so perfect in every way. I love you so much Kyle!
Who’s that awesome dude? That’s just Kyle Barton
by @CWD4ever November 12, 2018
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Clint Barton

The description of a real-life superhero. This dude is a normal human being who decided to work hard at Archery. He lives on a farm with his wife, three kids, and a cow.
Hey Steve, I was over at Clint Barton's the other day. You should see his cow, man, it's awesome. -James Buchan Barns
by Lana656 August 17, 2020
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The Barton

when you love your girlfriend so much you lick her asshole
"you know what, me and aly love each other, so i gave her the barton."
by andrew fucking fisher August 27, 2006
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Bartron

A genderless bar-person. The gender of the bar person has either been disguised by an unflattering uniform or by time you get to the bar you’re so drunk you can only concentrate on a shape, rather than a sex, to slur your drinks order at.

The publican’s version of the word ‘Waitron’, a genderless food-bringer, plate clearer and tip-sponge
My god you should have seen it, the bartron dropped a stack of glasses and the buggers shattered everywhere.
by lettertsoharry September 22, 2008
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batsoned

A chronic liar. Someone who makes plans and backs out. A person who claims to be able to acquire certian goods and has no means of coming through
"Man that sucks. You think youve been lied to, well I've been batsoned."
by dr. wellington May 24, 2009
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