Pine Barrens

An area of forest that exists mainly in the Southern half of New Jersey and eastern Long Island. The forest consists mostly of Pitch Pine and swamps of Atlantic White Cedar (NJ). Relatively flat and sandy. Nicknamed the Pine Barrens by early settlers because of the difficulty of growing crops in the sandy, acidic soil.

I love going to the Pine Barrens on a cold, crisp day and looking at all these Great Shapes

by LIisinvaded November 13, 2010

barren

Women not able to produce children or female animals not able to produce young animals.

Nur Sabrina Joe adopted a sprog when she learned that she was a barren bitch.

by Jackie7826 September 14, 2006

Bone Barren

When a man is lacking the ability to bone; to have sex. Physically or mentally.

Steve: How did your night go last night with Veronica?
Conor: Not so hot, I got nervous and was totally Bone Barren.
Steve: Feels bad man.

by rmag_tnc September 13, 2017

Red Barren

the menses of an infertile woman

"It seems so unfair that Jill still has to endure her visits from Aunt Flo," Donald remarked sympathetically. "Doctors have assured her that she can never bear children, yet every month she is still obliged to have her date with the Red Barren."

by Andrew Roedell May 5, 2007

Barren Bollywood

Hindi films that do not contain superstar actor Shahrukh Khan.

Hey, have you seen that new movie "Pyaar Impossible"?
No way! That's Barren Bollywood!

by AishRani February 8, 2010

Barren Run

a terrible period of time in which any single guy goes without it. It can stretch from as little as a week to the longest i know of which is 6 years.(Current Barren Run Record Holder is our Rabid Dog Faced Landlord Rob)

Guy 1: "You get anything this weekend?"

Guy 2: "Nah, man. I'm still on my barren run, nearly 20 months now!"

Guy 1: "Loser!"

by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 1, 2004

Barrens fever

In World of Warcraft, when leveling at the barrens feels like it will never ends and get driven into insanity. It results in cliff jumping or Chuck Norris comments

Bobby: Damn Jorge you have been in the barrens for so long. What is taking you.
Jorge: I cant take this anymore, i got Barrens fever. i just want to kill myself

by BitchNips123 July 6, 2009