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Irritable Barden Syndrome

A disease in the category of mental retardation. The center of a mammal's brain is taken over by Dringi. The disease causes the host to always be irritable, as if there is a huge wooden thorn in their left foot. Typical side effects are a whooping cough and Mononucleosis for 17 years. There is only one creature known to have this unfortunate disease.
I am not feeling well. I think I have Irritable Barden Syndrome.
by 1011B January 29, 2014
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Bradenton

If you come to bradenton, you may get easily get sucked into the drug dealers way of life since it is such a lucrative "business" in this town. There are rich neighborhoods all over the place that lie within 2 miles of a street full of trap houses. Finding any drug you could think of in this town is as easy as going to the shell station on cortez and asking the first person you see.Beer is sold at every store located here, including all grocery stores and even the 3 Super Walmarts. Everyone knows everyone and everyone also knows atleast 3 people that died of a drug overdose in Bradenton. Homeless crackheads lie on ever main intersection holding up cardboard signs saying, "I'm not gonna lie I need BEER" Bradenton is full of good green, good drugs, hot crazy girls and out of control parties. If you move here you will leave either a convicted felon, alcoholic, drug dealer, drug addict or former member of mantee glens. The Walmarts, Target, AppleBees,Bada-Bings, The Distllery and the Peek A Boo are among the "hot-spots" in B-Town. If you were born and raised here, you are most likely not one to be messed with and the girls here are some of the most "gangster" you will find.
Meet me at the BP on 30th street and cortez in bradenton.
by D Dizzle1 August 20, 2008
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Barfently Talented

Someone who manages to barf on other people while missing themselves
Wow Ravy T just barfed on my shoes but missed herself! She's so Barfently Talented
by Satiated Ice Pick May 10, 2022
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Barden

A sexy beast with many friends. And enjoys boobs, there by enjoys groaping, but far from groaps everyone in sight...
I'm SUCH a Barden
by T.Barden September 30, 2009
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Bradenton blue

A tasty drink invented by Steven Warren. Made with 2 parts Bacardi rum, 2 parts Malibu coconut rum, 2 parts peach schnapps, 2 parts blue curaco, 4 parts sour mix. Mix with ice and enjoy until the police arrive
“Man, it’s hot as Africa..I could swim in a pitcher of Bradenton Blue.”
by Lickerguy January 28, 2018
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Barents

Barents is inspired by the Barents Sea which is significant for Norwegian fishing industry. In present times, Barents stand for the spirit to be bold and courageous and ever-flowing with Life. It is generally used for people who keenly alive and spirited and enjoy every moment with Cheers!
You make everything around so alive and vibrant. You are so Barents!
by Shyla23 November 29, 2021
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Bradenton

You can tell a local by correct pronunciation, bradington is wrong and should be wear of these people. Bradenton is birthplace of narcan and lemon drops, home to all the wanna be rappers who serve McDonald's cold and slow. Home to some of the best secret fishing spots, you can tell a spot is good by number of hypodermic needles that lie upon the ground. Our main biggest import is hard seltzer and cocaine. Our motto is white girl wasted. The state bird the mosquito loves this area as well as the state mascot the "FUCK BOI". He can be spotting at any gas station yelling at "shawtys" from the passenger seat of his best friends ride. This city is funded by SNOWBIRDS from November to February and welfare the rest of the year.
Fucking got Joe's again in downtown Bradenton, never going to that shit hole PW's again!
by Johnny Reese January 11, 2022
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