barber slap

A slap to the back of the head whenever some has gotten a haircut.

The only downside to getting a haircut.

Josh: Joe’s got a fresh trim.
Jack: Yeah I know I gave him a barber slap earlier.

by *Write Pseudonym here* November 26, 2019

Barber's Pole

The result of a sexual liaison with a menstruating woman.

"I finally got down & dirty with that Janet, but she'd got the painters in. Didn't much care at the time, but my dick looked like a goddam Barber's Pole when it was over"

by Bluetyphoon August 6, 2004

Barber Shop

Hang out area to get your hair cut...and talk to older men about your problems, listen to good music, and if you go to a good barber shop laugh up a storm.

Bob: Ayo man I'm going to go chill at the barber shop...I just broke up wit my girl and I'm lookin for a clean shave

by Joshua Corbin May 29, 2009

Barber Shopped

When someone stands next to you with their balls and scrotum resting pleasantly on your shoulder with extreme precision.

When you are sitting on a bench in the city and someone stands next to you with their balls resting on your shoulder, Barber Shopped!

by xNYx VoLTaGExx July 30, 2010

Barber Up

When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.

Yea I had to barber up last night. Almost needed a weed wacker to get that bush back under control.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

Barber middle school

Barber Middle School is the most trash ass school!! the kids think they big and bad, the teachers smell like ass, some teachers dnt wear fucking underwear with their nasty selfs, and the office ppl are disrespectful, ugly, and they middle parts smell. the lunch is nasty. u find hair in it. and the hallways are so small!! IM TELLING YOU RN DO NOT GO TO BARBER MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!!! if ur parents are tryna take u- jump out of the car!! tbh ion think the ppl in the back heard me DO NOT COME TO BARBER MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!!!-aaliyah m (amosc: littlecrazy103)

Barber middle school is a trash school.

by amosc:littlecrazy103 June 6, 2019

barber slap

A singular slap to the back of the neck when someone you know recently has a haircut within the past a day or two

Man, this haircut is awesome but I've been getting barber slaps all day

by Dreamon313 May 22, 2016