An Instagram account for dumb, large state school, frat boys. Really none of their content is related to sports, it’s essentially just the same type of cancer you’d see on vine. Apparently it was a blog at some point but they’re really just known for their Instagram. Any annoying frat boy you know probably worships this shit like the Bible, specifically phrases like “Saturdays are for the boys” and other suicide inducing terms along those lines.
I saw some fat guy shotgun a pabst blue ribbon and then drive his micropenis pickup truck into a lake on barstool sports.
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Sports
1) A person who claims to be a passionate follower of a sports team, even though their active support is confined solely to the TV screen of a public house or bar.
2) A variation on the theme of 'armchair supporter'.
3) Commonly found throughout Ireland, usually associated with certain English and Scottish teams, and almost always in possession of a Sky viewing card.
Barstooling : Verb (bar' stool-een)
1) Partaking in the activity of following your favourite sports team solely from the confines of a pub.
Sports
1) A person who claims to be a passionate follower of a sports team, even though their active support is confined solely to the TV screen of a public house or bar.
2) A variation on the theme of 'armchair supporter'.
3) Commonly found throughout Ireland, usually associated with certain English and Scottish teams, and almost always in possession of a Sky viewing card.
Barstooling : Verb (bar' stool-een)
1) Partaking in the activity of following your favourite sports team solely from the confines of a pub.
Irish Fan #1: Lets go and watch Bohs vs. Rovers
Irish Fan #2: Naw, no way, I'd rather sit here with a cool beer and be a 'real' fan and watch Manchester United on the telly.
Irish Fan #1: You are such a barstooler
Irish Fan #2: Naw, no way, I'd rather sit here with a cool beer and be a 'real' fan and watch Manchester United on the telly.
Irish Fan #1: You are such a barstooler
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Barstool sports is a blog based in Boston, MA and is run by Dave Portnoy aka El Pres. The site is designated "For the common man, by the common man" and its posts are influenced by New England sports but are not central to this one theme. For every story that involves the Patriots, there is one that involves cankles. For every update on the Red Sox hot stove, there is an update on the newest teacher sex scandal. El Pres is no stranger to controversy, and when i say controversy i mean ugly girls emailing him about what a pig he is. Everyday on the blog, a local smokeshow is featured. And if you do not know what that is, you obviously were searching for this definition of barstool ("A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.") Other dedications inside the blog include but are not limited to, funny videos, guess that ass, reader emails, and basically anything else that is vital for the survival of another workday or school day.
"Dear El Pres,
How can i be just like you?
-Dan Shaughnessy"
-Jealous Bitch: "You should burn in hell you pig, real beauty is on the inside, it is not these girls in skanky outfits you keep posting on your site"
-El Pres: "Is this your way of asking me to be featured in the cankle section of barstool sports?"
-Nick: "Yo steve you read the stool today?"
-Steve: "Yessir chalk up another smokeshow for UNH"
How can i be just like you?
-Dan Shaughnessy"
-Jealous Bitch: "You should burn in hell you pig, real beauty is on the inside, it is not these girls in skanky outfits you keep posting on your site"
-El Pres: "Is this your way of asking me to be featured in the cankle section of barstool sports?"
-Nick: "Yo steve you read the stool today?"
-Steve: "Yessir chalk up another smokeshow for UNH"
by Nicky Killa Bee B March 25, 2010
Get the Barstool Sports mug.Barstooling is a verb and involves visiting several bars and sitting directly at the bar for at least one or two cocktails. This is similar to a Pub Crawl, except barstooling usually involves mostly dive bars and can involve fewer people. Barstooling is best started during daylight hours and can progress for as long as one can remain stable on the barstool. Barstooling usually ends when someone falls off the barstool.
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Get the barstooling mug.A guy who adores the barstool culture way too much. In the winter, he will be seen typically with grey sweats and timbs. All year round, you bet he has a red sox hat with a huge "B". He is definitely a piece of shit but in Massachusetts its seen as cool and most college girls love it. They are probably always liking the barstool & totalfratmove instagram/twitter posts and tagging their friends in them too. They come out of the womb with a jersey of some team for the daydrink and they treat it like it's a national holiday and chanting is encouraged. Tom Brady is their world and don't you dare disrespect him. (El pres is cool tho, not his fault but just the culture)
Brad: "Saturday's ARE FOR THE BOYS! USA! USA! USA!"
Every normal person (that's not weird or a piece of shit): "What a barstool bro"
Every normal person (that's not weird or a piece of shit): "What a barstool bro"
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Get the Rusty Barstool mug.the act of not wiping your anus after a bowl movement at your local pub, and then continuing to pull down your pants, sitting down on a barstool and expelling gas from your buttocks, leaving a warm, delicious surprise for an unsuspecting customer to enjoy.
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