banana hammock 

A male version of the thong. Name derived from the idea of a hammock holding a person in contrast is much similar to a thong holding a huge chode.

A: "this banana hammock is chafing my ass cheeks"
B: "yea they do that, you will get used to it, dont take it off or your boyfriend cannar will break up with you"

banana hammock by NaimLes January 12, 2007

banana hammock 

A Speedo, of course.

I have to lose the winter tire, so my banana hammock still fits.

banana hammock by speedolover January 12, 2007

Banana Hammock 

A type of underwear worn by high school football players trying to get a competitive edge on their competition by wearing less fabric, therefore creating less friction.

Bro, sweet game last night!

Ya dude, it was all thanks to our banana hammocks!

Banana Hammock by Douglass Banana Team December 12, 2009

banana hammock 

a sexual position involving two men and one woman. The men, standing up, position themselves at opposite ends of the woman. The woman lays either on her back or stomach meanwhile the men shove their erect penises, one in the mouth one in the anus or vagina. The men's erections prop the woman in mid-air. Thus making, a banana hammock.

Other versions can involve three women and two strap-ons or three men or three she-males.

Tool A: Bro, wanna run a train on your mom tonight?

Tool B: Nah dude, let's just put her in a banana hammock, she looks rather tired.

banana hammock by poorfellow June 7, 2009

banana hammock 

a name brand of a men's g-strings ussually worn by strippers but designed for the more well endowded.

The dancers at the club were all wearing banana hammocks.

banana hammock by R11pilot January 12, 2007

banana hammock 

An athletic supporter. A jock strap.

Very common since at least the 1950s.

What are you giving your husband for his birthday Jane?

I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.

banana hammock by Tuna Wanda January 12, 2007

banana-hammock 

a guy's support system of friends; his right hand fellows, and the ones to always lift him up when he is down.

thanks for helping me throught this breakup, man your a real banana-hammock.

banana-hammock by periwinkle1996 September 25, 2010