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Backsterbation

The act of rubbing your back against the edge of a wall to relieve tension and pain. It's a well known fact that violating your home's jagged edges relieves stress, improves posture, and alleviates depression. Studies have also shown that regular backsterbation increases sexual pleasure and rekindles lackluster relationships. Common side effects include missing socks and blindness.
Daniel: Hey, bro. Could you give me a massage?

Noah: Nah, b. I'm in the middle of an intense game of Starcraft 2.

Daniel: Aw, man. I guess I'll just have to resort to backsterbation again.
by backsterbater4lyfe June 13, 2011
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Banksters

The Federal Reserve Bank is supposedly a bank started in 1913 by the USA govt for the people - this is now a myth.

The Federal Reserve Bank is a privately owned and controlled organisation that now has to continuously print more and more money to devalue the dollar in order to cover the cost of printing and distributing that dollar in the first place.

These "BANKSTERS" then loan the money they make back to the American people + interest in order for Bush to finance WAR ON TERROR.

It is estimated that around 30% of the average americans wages is taken out of their pay check every year to pay the IRS for taxes that go to pay "interest" on the national defecit owed to the Federal Reserve Bank, none of this money goes towards schools, hospitals, or infrastructure.

There is no law that actually enforces you to pay this tax, everyone just pays it because they think they have to.
These banksters are sure raking it in, from the blood, sweat and tears of Americans!

Ah well, back to the TV with you to watch more Fox news....
by Jasminenz April 5, 2008
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Banisteriopsis caapi

Banisteriopsis caapi is a tropical vine which contains harmine and other harmala alkaloids in its stems. It has a long history of use in South American ayahuasca brews.
Guy1- Dude you wanna do some of this shit i got
Guy2- What is it?
Guy1- Banisteriopsis caapi? I think
Guy2- What the fuck is that?
Guy1- Who cares
Guy2- Ok
by JEFF FOGLESOCKS September 16, 2006
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Dorian Banister

the name you make up to get out of a conversation
Guy 1: hey so do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: yeah his name is Dorian Banister
by Ambis the umbrella dude November 7, 2019
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Banister Express

A handrail that one can easily use to slide down a stairway.
I tried taking the banister express, but it broke halfway down the stairs.
by 90noslenj October 21, 2008
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Banister

1. Receiving head (Having a girl suck your dick)
1. “Yo I need a bad bitch to gimme banister bro”

2. “Yo shawty got big banister son”
by Gangcorp January 6, 2018
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chester backster

1.A coloquial phrase used to describe a type of wedgie, ripping from the chest to the back.

2.A gay associate, see pye.
1. If you don't shut up your going to recieve the mother of all chester baxter.

2. Chester, get your hand of pyes crotch.

chester backster
by hickorydickory October 2, 2006
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