Bandy

A Bandy is somebody with painfully unfunny humor. Bandies typically utilize old memes, which endeavor too hard to be witty; Bandies likewise attempt too hard. They carelessly misplace memes at arbitrary junctures. They are the epitome of a geek.

Bandies are commonly socially inept; nevertheless, they tend to find disreputable friend groups. Sadly, along with their social ineptness, Bandies are typically unattractive.

Michael is a bandy; all he talks about is his highscore in Super Smash Bros.

Bandy by FrankyGrumbs January 14, 2023

Bandy

a fat gay ass nigga that loves chocking on dick everyday all day and his hero is freemoneyhub so nigga loves beating his mom and sucking his dad dick

Wow that nigga is a Bandy

Bandy by rat.jar June 27, 2023

Bandy

a fat gay ass nigga that loves chocking on dick everyday all day and his hero is freemoneyhub so nigga loves beating his mom and sucking his dad dick

Wow that nigga is a Bandy

Bandy by rat.jar June 27, 2023

bandy drinking 

Drinking alcohol until one reaches a state of utter bandiness where one cannot usefully function in any way in the physical world.
Often accompanied by bandy dancing where the limbs flail about in an uncoordinated fashion and usually results in excessive use of "pirate talk"

Not to be mixed with bandy candy

Person 1: Let's drink until we get bandy.
Person 2: BANDY DRINKING!
Person 1: YARRRRR! Ye scurvy bagel!

bandy drinking by Katie "the whore" Redmond November 2, 2007

bandy candy 

Candy that has been crafted by Satan himself. Candy so disgusting that it makes you want to kill yourself than eat more. Appear to be Smarties on first inspection, but once you bite, you realised your mistake.
Comes in toy Volkswagons sold in Dunnes Stores.

Absolutely should not be used for "bandy candy eating contests" which can result in vomiting, severe injury and occasionally death

1: I bet I can finish off all this bandy candy before you!
2: You're on!

...20mins later...

(on floor)
1: Oh god! What have we done?!
2: I want to die!

bandy candy by Katie "the whore" Redmond November 2, 2007

Bandy Snatch 

A bandy snatch is a vagina that has been rammed so much that it has the ability to stretch like a jumbo sized rubber band. A bandy snatch is not a good thing, unless you have a horse penis. Some may say "its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway"

"I wanted to fuck Monique so bad, but once i saw that hoe had a bandy snatch, i slapped the bitch and ran."

Bandy Snatch by Davidd Nielsen May 20, 2009

Bandy Eyed 

Extension of one eyed supporter beyond description

Can you believe how Bandy Eyed our mate was about the umpires last night?

Bandy Eyed by Quinny_84 May 20, 2017