Ball Slap

The funky underground sport involving a bouncy ball and a flat surface. Bonus points awarded for random haltings of the game. (ie stuck in a shoe, stopped by a sink, burried in cat food..etc.)Served with the palm of the hand and the wild cry of any asian word; (Bonsai!, sushi!, Tea Bag!)
The ball is then vollied by a series of strange slaps and occasional catches. A kick is not prohibited, nor is it reccomended.

"So I threw my back out playing a rousing round of ball slap last night."

by Lumberjacks in checkered caps January 24, 2008

ballslarious

1. Extremely funny
2. Humor involving a beachball
3. The exact square root of my left toe
4. So funny that your testicles fall off.
5. What happens when you eat a muffin
6. 89 times the age of reason divided by your mother's maiden name

coming from a true weed head.....thats ballslarious

by GregKennedyMadeThisWordUp November 7, 2005

Ball slap

Aka Jack Balouras when he's not sucking on his mamma's titties.

"Where's ball slap Jack?"
"Sucking on his mammas titties"

by Mr.Chomps April 15, 2019

Ball Slap

When one guy backhands another guy in the balls with such force that it causes extreme pain. This is done for fun and for laughs as to watch the person in major pain on there knees holding there balls. It's not funny when done to you but it's funny as hell when done to someone else.

I ball slapped tom so hard that that he was on his knees for 20 minutes and i laughed so hard at his pain.

by SnakeFist April 10, 2010

cambodian ball slap

To slap someone's balls with such a force such that the scrotum is ripped off from the base of the male body and sent flainling across the floor.

Chuck Norris once Cambodian Ball Slapped a man, and now that man is chasing his ball across the Atlantic Ocean.

by shark0115 June 15, 2008

ballslack

An elongated ballsack that hangs well below the flacid penis and is even more pronounced when erect.

Did you see Al's ballslack when it was his turn to bang Lori? His nuts were laying on the mattress when he was fuckin'!

by Damocles007 July 4, 2017

Ballslak

The Third Biggest Presidential Candidate for the 2020 election

Hey Jimmy wanna go see mr ballslak kiss some babies.

by Ballslak October 22, 2020